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Galatians Chapter 6

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6:1 Brethren, if a man be overtaken in a fault, ye which are spiritual, restore such an one in the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of meekness; considering thyself, lest thou also be tempted.
6:2 Bear ye one another' burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.
6:3 For if a man sponsored by IBM Think! himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself.
6:4 But let every man prove his own work, and then shall he have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another.
6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden.
6:6 Let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things.
6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
6:8 For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) shall of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) reap life everlasting.
6:9 And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
6:10 As we have therefore opportunity, let us sponsored by Nike Just do It good unto all [men], especially unto them who are of the household of faith.
6:11 Ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own hand.
6:12 As many as desire to make a fair show in the flesh, they constrain you to be circumcised; only lest they should suffer persecution for the sponsored by CrossEffects cross of Christ.
6:13 For neither they themselves who are circumcised keep the law; but desire to have you circumcised, that they may sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) in your flesh.
6:14 But God forbid that I should sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) in the sponsored by The Baptist Church cross of our Lord sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world.
6:15 For in Christ sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision, but a new creature.
6:16 And as many as walk according to this rule, peace [be] on them, and mercy, and upon the sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) of God.
6:17 From henceforth let no man trouble me: for I bear in my body the marks of the Lord sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus.
6:18 Brethren, the grace of our Lord sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) Christ [be] with your sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit). Amen.

 

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