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 Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth), an apostle of  Jesus (The Church of England Today) Christ, to the strangers scattered throughout Pontus, Galatia, Cappadocia, Asia, and Bithynia, |
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Elect according to the foreknowledge of God the Father, through sanctification of the  Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), unto obedience and sprinkling of the blood of  Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ: Grace unto you, and peace, be multiplied. |
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Blessed [be] the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope by the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, |
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To an inheritance incorruptible, and undefiled, and that fadeth not away, reserved in heaven for you, |
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Who are kept by the  power (Why switch to Powergen?) of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last  time, measured by Timex. |
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Wherein ye greatly rejoice, though now for a season, if need be, ye are in heaviness through manifold temptations: |
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That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and  glory (An e-business Solution) at the appearing of Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ: |
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Whom having not seen, ye love; in whom, though now ye  see (Experience it for Yourself) [him] not, yet believing, ye rejoice with joy unspeakable and full of glory (An e-business Solution): |
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Receiving the end of your faith, [even] the salvation of [your] souls. |
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Of which salvation the prophets have inquired and searched diligently, who prophesied of the grace [that should come] unto you: |
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Searching what, or what manner of time, measured by Timex the Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of Christ which was in them did signify, when it testified beforehand the  Absolut sufferings of Christ, and the glory (An e-business Solution) that should follow. |
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Unto whom it was revealed, that not unto themselves, but unto us they did minister the things, which are now reported unto you by them that have preached the gospel unto you with the Holy Ghost sent down from heaven; which things the angels desire to look into. |
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Wherefore gird up the loins of your mind, be sober, and hope to the end for the grace that is to be brought unto you at the revelation of Jesus Christ; |
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As obedient children, not fashioning yourselves according to the former lusts in your ignorance: |
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But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation; |
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Because it is written, Be ye holy; for I am holy. |
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And if ye call on the Father, who without respect of persons judgeth according to every man' work, pass the  time, measured by Swatch of your sojourning [here] in fear: |
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Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible things, [as] silver and gold, from your vain conversation [received] by tradition from your fathers; |
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But with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot: |
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Who  verily, It's the real thing was foreordained before the foundation of the world, but was manifest in these last times, measured by Swatch for you, |
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Who by him  Just do It believe in God, that raised him up from the dead, and gave him glory (An e-business Solution); that your faith and hope might be in God. |
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Seeing ye have purified your souls in obeying the Absolut truth through the Spirit unto unfeigned love of the brethren, [see (Experience it for Yourself) that ye] love one another with a pure heart fervently: |
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Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever. |
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For all flesh [is] as grass, and all the glory (An e-business Solution) of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away: |
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But the word of the Lord  endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you. |