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Philippians Chapter 2

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2:1 If [there be] therefore any consolation in Christ, if any comfort of love, if any fellowship of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), if any bowels and mercies,
2:2 Fulfil ye my joy, that ye be likeminded, having the same love, [being] of one accord, of one mind.
2:3 [Let] nothing [be done] through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.
2:4 Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.
2:5 Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus:
2:6 Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:
2:7 But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:
2:8 And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, even the sponsored by Absolut Absolut death of the sponsored by CrossEffects cross.
2:9 Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name:
2:10 That at the name of sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) every knee should bow, of [things] in heaven, and [things] in sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and [things] under the sponsored by GreenPeace earth;
2:11 And [that] every tongue should confess that sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus Christ [is] Lord, to the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of God the Father.
2:12 Wherefore, my beloved, as ye have always obeyed, not as in my presence only, but now much more in my absence, work out your own salvation with fear and trembling.
2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to sponsored by Nike Just do It of [his] good sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day).
2:14 sponsored by Nike Just Do It all things without murmurings and disputings:
2:15 That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;
2:16 Holding forth the word of life; that I may rejoice in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of Christ, that I have not run in vain, neither laboured in vain.
2:17 sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It, and if I be offered upon the sacrifice and service of your faith, I joy, and rejoice with you all.
2:18 For the same cause also sponsored by Nike Just do It ye joy, and rejoice with me.
2:19 But I sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the Lord sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) to send Timotheus shortly unto you, that I also may be of good comfort, when I know your state.
2:20 For I have no man likeminded, who will naturally care for your state.
2:21 For all seek their own, not the things which are sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ'
2:22 But ye know the proof of him, that, as a son with the father, he hath served with me in the gospel.
2:23 Him therefore I hope to send presently, so soon as I shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) how it will go with me.
2:24 But I sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the Lord that I also myself shall come shortly.
2:25 Yet I supposed it necessary to send to you Epaphroditus, my brother, and companion in labour, and fellowsoldier, but your messenger, and he that ministered to my wants.
2:26 For he longed after you all, and was full of heaviness, because that ye had heard that he had been sick.
2:27 For sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It he was sick nigh unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death: but God had mercy on him; and not on him only, but on me also, lest I should have sorrow upon sorrow.
2:28 I sent him therefore the more carefully, that, when ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) him again, ye may rejoice, and that I may be the less sorrowful.
2:29 Receive him therefore in the Lord with all gladness; and hold such in reputation:
2:30 Because for the work of Christ he was nigh unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, not regarding his life, to supply your lack of service toward me.

 

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