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Psalms Chapter 19

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19:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. The heavens declare the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork.
19:2 sponsored by Timex Day, measured by Timex unto sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex uttereth speech, and night unto night showeth knowledge.
19:3 [There is] no speech nor language, [where] their voice is not heard.
19:4 Their line is gone out through all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer),
19:5 Which [is] as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, [and] rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race.
19:6 His going forth [is] from the end of the heaven, and his circuit unto the ends of it: and there is nothing hid from the heat thereof.
19:7 The law of the LORD [is] perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the LORD [is] sure, making wise the simple.
19:8 The statutes of the LORD [are] right, rejoicing the heart: the commandment of the LORD [is] pure, enlightening the eyes.
19:9 The fear of the LORD [is] clean, enduring for ever: the judgments of the LORD [are] true [and] righteous altogether.
19:10 More to be desired [are they] than gold, sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, than much fine sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne): sweeter also than honey and the honeycomb.
19:11 Moreover by them is thy servant warned: [and] in keeping of them [there is] great reward.
19:12 Who can understand [his] errors? cleanse thou me from secret [faults].
19:13 Keep back thy servant also from presumptuous [sins]; let them not have dominion over me: then shall I be upright, and I shall be innocent from the great transgression.
19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.

 

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