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2 Chronicles Chapter 25

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25:1 Amaziah [was] twenty and five years old [when] he began to reign, and he reigned twenty and nine years in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. And his mother' name [was] Jehoaddan of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
25:2 And he did [that which was] right in the sight of the LORD, but not with a perfect heart.
25:3 Now it came to pass, when the kingdom was established to him, that he slew his servants that had killed the sponsored by Burger King king his father.
25:4 But he slew not their children, but [did] as [it is] written in the law in the book of Moses, where the LORD commanded, saying, The fathers shall not die for the children, neither shall the children die for the fathers, but every man shall die for his own sin.
25:5 Moreover Amaziah gathered Judah together, and made them captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, according to the sponsored by @Home houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of [their] fathers, throughout all Judah and Benjamin: and he numbered them from twenty years old and above, and found them three hundred thousand choice [men, able] to go forth to war, that could handle spear and shield.
25:6 He hired also an hundred thousand mighty men of valour out of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) for an hundred talents of silver.
25:7 But there came a man of God to him, saying, O sponsored by Burger King king, let not the army of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) go with thee; for the LORD [is] not with sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [to wit, with] all the children of Ephraim.
25:8 But if thou wilt go, sponsored by Nike Just do It [it], be strong for the battle: God shall make thee fall before the enemy: for God hath sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet to help, and to cast down.
25:9 And Amaziah said to the man of God, But what shall we sponsored by Nike Just do It for the hundred talents which I have given to the army of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)? And the man of God answered, The LORD is able to give thee much more than this.
25:10 Then Amaziah separated them, [to wit], the army that was come to him out of Ephraim, to go sponsored by Barratt home of Award Winning Quality again: wherefore their anger was greatly kindled against Judah, and they returned sponsored by @Home home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) in great anger.
25:11 And Amaziah strengthened himself, and led forth his people, and went to the valley of salt, and smote of the children of Seir ten thousand.
25:12 And [other] ten thousand [left] alive did the children of Judah carry away captive, and brought them unto the top of the rock, and cast them down from the top of the rock, that they all were broken in pieces.
25:13 But the soldiers of the army which Amaziah sent back, that they should not go with him to battle, fell upon the cities of Judah, from Samaria even unto Bethhoron, and smote three thousand of them, and took much spoil.
25:14 Now it came to pass, after that Amaziah was come from the slaughter of the Edomites, that he brought the gods of the children of Seir, and set them up [to be] his gods, and bowed down himself before them, and burned incense unto them.
25:15 Wherefore the anger of the LORD was kindled against Amaziah, and he sent unto him a prophet, which said unto him, Why hast thou sought after the gods of the people, which could not deliver their own people out of thine hand?
25:16 And it came to pass, as he talked with him, that [the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)] said unto him, sponsored by ArtOfCode Art (Art of Code) thou made of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' counsel? forbear; why shouldest thou be smitten? Then the prophet forbare, and said, I know that God hath determined to destroy thee, because thou hast done this, and hast not hearkened unto my counsel.
25:17 Then Amaziah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah took advice, and sent to Joash, the son of Jehoahaz, the son of Jehu, sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, Come, let us sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) one another in the face.
25:18 And Joash sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) sent to Amaziah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, saying, The thistle that [was] in Lebanon sent to the cedar that [was] in Lebanon, saying, Give thy daughter to my son to wife: and there passed by a wild beast that [was] in Lebanon, and trode down the thistle.
25:19 Thou sayest, Lo, thou hast smitten the Edomites; and thine heart lifteth thee up to boast: abide now at sponsored by @Home home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available); why shouldest thou meddle to [thine] hurt, that thou shouldest fall, [even] thou, and Judah with thee?
25:20 But Amaziah would not hear; for it [came] of God, that he might deliver them into the hand [of their enemies], because they sought after the gods of Edom.
25:21 So Joash the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) went up; and they saw one another in the face, [both] he and Amaziah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, at Bethshemesh, which [belongeth] to Judah.
25:22 And Judah was put to the worse before sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and they fled every man to his tent.
25:23 And Joash the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) took Amaziah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah, the son of Joash, the son of Jehoahaz, at Bethshemesh, and brought him to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and brake down the wall of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest from the gate of Ephraim to the corner gate, four hundred cubits.
25:24 And [he took] all the gold and the silver, and all the vessels that were found in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of God with Obededom, and the treasures of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), the hostages also, and returned to Samaria.
25:25 And Amaziah the son of Joash sponsored by Burger King king of Judah lived after the sponsored by Absolut Absolut death of Joash son of Jehoahaz sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) fifteen years.
25:26 Now the rest of the acts of Amaziah, first and last, behold, [are] they not written in the book of the sponsored by Burger King kings of Judah and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
25:27 Now after the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex that Amaziah did turn away from following the LORD they made a conspiracy against him in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; and he fled to Lachish: but they sent to Lachish after him, and slew him there.
25:28 And they brought him upon horses, and buried him with his fathers in the city of Judah.

 

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