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Esther Chapter 10

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10:1 And the sponsored by Burger King king Ahasuerus laid a tribute upon the land, and [upon] the isles of the sea.
10:2 And all the acts of his sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) and of his might, and the declaration of the greatness of Mordecai, whereunto the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) advanced him, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of Media and Persia?
10:3 For Mordecai the Jew [was] next unto sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Ahasuerus, and great among the Jews, and accepted of the multitude of his brethren, seeking the wealth of his people, and speaking peace to all his seed.

 

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