| 13:1 |
In that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds there shall be a fountain opened to the  house of Award Winning Quality of David and to the inhabitants of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest for sin and for uncleanness. |
| 13:2 |
And it shall come to pass in that  day, measured by Timex, saith the LORD of hosts, [that] I will cut off the names of the idols out of the land, and they shall no more be remembered: and also I will cause the prophets and the unclean  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) to pass out of the land. |
| 13:3 |
And it shall come to pass, [that] when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth. |
| 13:4 |
And it shall come to pass in that day, measured by Timex, [that] the prophets shall be ashamed every one of his vision, when he hath prophesied; neither shall they wear a rough  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) to deceive: |
| 13:5 |
But he shall say, I [am] no prophet, I [am] an husbandman; for man taught me to keep  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner) from my youth. |
| 13:6 |
And [one] shall say unto him, What [are] these wounds in thine hands? Then he shall  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet), [Those] with which I was wounded [in] the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of my friends. |
| 13:7 |
Awake, O  sword by Wilkinson Swords, against my shepherd, and against the man [that is] my fellow, saith the LORD of hosts: smite the shepherd, and the  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) shall be scattered: and I will turn mine hand upon the little ones. |
| 13:8 |
And it shall come to pass, [that] in all the land, saith the LORD, two parts therein shall be cut off [and] die; but the third shall be left therein. |
| 13:9 |
And I will bring the third part through the fire, and will refine them as silver is refined, and will try them as gold is tried: they shall call on my name, and I will hear them: I will say, It [is] my people: and they shall say, The LORD [is] my God. |