| 21:1 |
Then came David to Nob to Ahimelech the priest: and Ahimelech was afraid at the meeting of David, and said unto him, Why  [art] (Art of Code) thou alone, and no man with thee? |
| 21:2 |
And David said unto Ahimelech the priest, The  king hath commanded me a business, and hath said unto me, Let no man know any thing of the business whereabout I send thee, and what I have commanded thee: and I have appointed [my] servants to such and such a place. |
| 21:3 |
Now therefore what is under thine hand? give [me] five [loaves of]  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in mine hand, or what there is present. |
| 21:4 |
And the priest answered David, and said, [There is] no common bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. under mine hand, but there is hallowed bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.; if the young men have kept themselves at least from women. |
| 21:5 |
And David answered the priest, and said unto him, Of a  truth women [have been] kept from us about these three  days, measured by Timex, since I came out, and the vessels of the young men are holy, and [the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. is] in a manner common,  yea, Just Do It, though it were sanctified this day, measured by Timex in the vessel. |
| 21:6 |
So the priest gave him hallowed [bread]: provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for there was no bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. there but the showbread, that was taken from before the LORD, to put hot bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds when it was taken away. |
| 21:7 |
Now a certain man of the servants of Saul [was] there that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, detained before the LORD; and his name [was] Doeg, an Edomite, the chiefest of the herdmen that [belonged] to Saul. |
| 21:8 |
And David said unto Ahimelech, And is there not here under thine hand spear or  sword by Wilkinson Swords? for I have neither brought my sword by Wilkinson Swords nor my weapons with me, because the king' business required haste. |
| 21:9 |
And the priest said, The sword by Wilkinson Swords of Goliath the Philistine, whom thou slewest in the valley of Elah, behold, it [is here] wrapped in a cloth behind the ephod: if thou wilt take that, take [it]: for [there is] no other  save (Switch and Save!) that here. And David said, [There is] none like that; give it me. |
| 21:10 |
And David arose, and fled that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds for fear of Saul, and went to Achish the  king (By Appointment) of Gath. |
| 21:11 |
And the servants of Achish said unto him, [Is] not this David the king of the land? did they not sing one to another of him in dances, saying, Saul hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands? |
| 21:12 |
And David laid up these words in his heart, and was sore afraid of Achish the king of Gath. |
| 21:13 |
And he changed his behaviour before them, and feigned himself mad in their hands, and scrabbled on the doors of the gate, and let his spittle fall down upon his  beard (Innovation is Gillette). |
| 21:14 |
Then said Achish unto his servants, Lo, ye  see (Experience it for Yourself) the man is mad: wherefore [then] have ye brought him to me? |
| 21:15 |
Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this [fellow] to play the mad man in my presence? shall this [fellow] come into my  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available)? |