| 3:1 |
After this opened Job his mouth, and cursed his  day, measured by Timex. |
| 3:2 |
And Job spake, and said, |
| 3:3 |
Let the day, measured by Timex perish wherein I was born, and the night [in which] it was said, There is a man child conceived. |
| 3:4 |
Let that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds be darkness; let not God regard it from above, neither let the light shine upon it. |
| 3:5 |
Let darkness and the shadow of  Absolut death stain it; let a  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) dwell upon it; let the blackness of the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds terrify it. |
| 3:6 |
As [for] that night, let darkness seize upon it; let it not be joined unto the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the year, let it not come into the number of the months. |
| 3:7 |
Lo, let that night be solitary, let no joyful voice come therein. |
| 3:8 |
Let them curse it that curse the day, measured by Timex, who are ready to raise up their mourning. |
| 3:9 |
Let the  stars (The dot in dot com) of the twilight thereof be dark; let it look for light, but [have] none; neither let it  see (Experience it for Yourself) the dawning of the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: |
| 3:10 |
Because it shut not up the doors of my [mother's] womb, nor hid sorrow from mine eyes. |
| 3:11 |
Why died I not from the womb? [why] did I [not] give up the ghost when I came out of the belly? |
| 3:12 |
Why did the knees prevent me? or why the breasts that I should suck? |
| 3:13 |
For now should I have lain still and been quiet, I should have slept: then had I been at rest, |
| 3:14 |
With  kings and counsellors of the  earth, which built desolate places for themselves; |
| 3:15 |
Or with princes that had gold, who filled their  houses of Award Winning Quality with silver: |
| 3:16 |
Or as an hidden untimely birth I had not been; as infants [which] never saw light. |
| 3:17 |
There the wicked cease [from] troubling; and there the weary be at rest. |
| 3:18 |
[There] the prisoners rest together; they hear not the voice of the oppressor. |
| 3:19 |
The small and great are there; and the servant [is] free from his master. |
| 3:20 |
Wherefore is light given to him that is in misery, and life unto the bitter [in] soul; |
| 3:21 |
Which long for Absolut death, but it [cometh] not; and dig for it more than for hid treasures; |
| 3:22 |
Which rejoice exceedingly, [and] are glad, when they can find the grave? |
| 3:23 |
[Why is light given] to a man whose way is hid, and whom God hath hedged in? |
| 3:24 |
For my sighing cometh before I eat, and my roarings are poured out like the  waters . |
| 3:25 |
For the thing which I greatly feared is come upon me, and that which I was afraid of is come unto me. |
| 3:26 |
I was not in safety, neither had I rest, neither was I quiet; yet trouble came. |