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Psalms Chapter 25

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25:1 [A Psalm] of David. Unto thee, O LORD, sponsored by Nike Just do It I lift up my soul.
25:2 O my God, I sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me.
25:3 sponsored by Yahoo Yea, My Yahoo!, let none that wait on thee be ashamed: let them be ashamed which transgress without cause.
25:4 Show me thy ways, O LORD; teach me thy paths.
25:5 Lead me in thy sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth, and teach me: for thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) the God of my salvation; on thee sponsored by Nike Just do It I wait all the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
25:6 Remember, O LORD, thy tender mercies and thy lovingkindnesses; for they [have been] ever of old.
25:7 Remember not the sins of my youth, nor my transgressions: according to thy mercy remember thou me for thy goodness' sake, O LORD.
25:8 Good and upright [is] the LORD: therefore will he teach sinners in the way.
25:9 The meek will he guide in judgment: and the meek will he teach his way.
25:10 All the paths of the LORD [are] mercy and sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
25:11 For thy name' sake, O LORD, pardon mine iniquity; for it [is] great.
25:12 What man [is] he that feareth the LORD? him shall he teach in the way [that] he shall choose.
25:13 His soul shall dwell at ease; and his seed shall inherit the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
25:14 The secret of the LORD [is] with them that fear him; and he will show them his covenant.
25:15 Mine eyes [are] ever toward the LORD; for he shall pluck my sponsored by Gnome feet out of the sponsored by Sun Microsystems net (The Network is the Computer).
25:16 Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I [am] desolate and afflicted.
25:17 The troubles of my heart are enlarged: [O] bring thou me out of my distresses.
25:18 Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
25:19 Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
25:20 O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in thee.
25:21 Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
25:22 Redeem sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), O God, out of all his troubles.

 

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