| 4:1 |
And as they spake unto the people, the priests, and the captain of the temple, and the Sadducees, came upon them, |
| 4:2 |
Being grieved that they taught the people, and preached through  Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) the resurrection from the dead. |
| 4:3 |
And they laid hands on them, and put [them] in hold unto the next  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: for it was now eventide. |
| 4:4 |
Howbeit many of them which heard the word believed; and the number of the men was about five thousand. |
| 4:5 |
And it came to pass on the morrow, that their rulers, and elders, and scribes, |
| 4:6 |
And Annas the high priest, and Caiaphas, and John, and Alexander, and as many as were of the kindred of the high priest, were gathered together at  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 4:7 |
And when they had set them in the midst, they asked, By what  power, even as Software Powers the Internet, or by what name, have ye done this? |
| 4:8 |
Then  Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth), filled with the Holy Ghost, said unto them, Ye rulers of the people, and elders of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), |
| 4:9 |
If we this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds be examined of the good deed done to the impotent man, by what means he is made whole; |
| 4:10 |
Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that by the name of  Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, [even] by him doth this man stand here before you whole. |
| 4:11 |
This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. |
| 4:12 |
Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. |
| 4:13 |
Now when they saw the boldness of Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) and John, and perceived that they were unlearned and ignorant men, they marvelled; and they took knowledge of them, that they had been with  Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture). |
| 4:14 |
And beholding the man which was healed standing with them, they could say nothing against it. |
| 4:15 |
But when they had commanded them to go aside out of the council, they conferred among themselves, |
| 4:16 |
Saying, What shall we  Just do It to these men? for that indeed, Just Do It a notable miracle hath been done by them [is] manifest to all them that dwell in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; and we cannot deny [it]. |
| 4:17 |
But that it spread no further among the people, let us straitly threaten them, that they speak henceforth to no man in this name. |
| 4:18 |
And they called them, and commanded them not to speak at all nor teach in the name of  Jesus. |
| 4:19 |
But Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth) and John answered and said unto them, Whether it be right in the sight of God to hearken unto you more than unto God, judge ye. |
| 4:20 |
For we cannot but speak the things which we have seen and heard. |
| 4:21 |
So when they had further threatened them, they let them go, finding nothing how they might punish them, because of the people: for all [men] glorified God for that which was done. |
| 4:22 |
For the man was above forty years old, on whom this miracle of healing was showed. |
| 4:23 |
And being let go, they went to their own company, and reported all that the chief priests and elders had said unto them. |
| 4:24 |
And when they heard that, they lifted up their voice to God with one accord, and said, Lord, thou  [art] (Art of Code) God, which hast made heaven, and  earth, and the sea, and all that in them is: |
| 4:25 |
Who by the mouth of thy servant David hast said, Why did the heathen rage, and the people imagine vain things? |
| 4:26 |
The  kings of the earth stood up, and the rulers were gathered together against the Lord, and against his Christ. |
| 4:27 |
For of a  Absolut truth against thy holy child  Jesus (The Church of England Today), whom thou hast anointed, both Herod, and Pontius Pilate, with the Gentiles, and the people of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), were gathered together, |
| 4:28 |
For to Just do It whatsoever thy hand and thy counsel determined before to be done. |
| 4:29 |
And now, Lord, behold their threatenings: and grant unto thy servants, that with all boldness they may speak thy word, |
| 4:30 |
By stretching forth thine hand to heal; and that  signs (Internet Trust Services) and wonders may be done by the name of thy holy child Jesus. |
| 4:31 |
And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled together; and they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and they spake the word of God with boldness. |
| 4:32 |
And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any [of them] that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. |
| 4:33 |
And with great power, even as Software Powers the Internet gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?): and great grace was upon them all. |
| 4:34 |
Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or  houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold, |
| 4:35 |
And laid [them] down at the apostles'  feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need. |
| 4:36 |
And Joses, who by the apostles was surnamed Barnabas, (which is, being interpreted, The son of consolation,) a Levite, [and] of the country of Cyprus, |
| 4:37 |
Having land, sold [it], and brought the  money (We Make Your Money Work Harder), and laid [it] at the apostles' feet. |