| 22:1 |
And they continued three years without war between Syria and  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 22:2 |
And it came to pass in the third year, that Jehoshaphat the  king (By Appointment) of Judah came down to the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 22:3 |
And the  king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto his servants, Know ye that Ramoth in Gilead [is] ours, and we [be] still, [and] take it not out of the hand of the king (By Appointment) of Syria? |
| 22:4 |
And he said unto Jehoshaphat, Wilt thou go with me to battle to Ramothgilead? And Jehoshaphat said to the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), I [am] as thou  [art], (Art of Code) my people as thy people, my horses as thy horses. |
| 22:5 |
And Jehoshaphat said unto the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Inquire, I pray thee, at the word of the LORD to  day, measured by Timex. |
| 22:6 |
Then the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) gathered the prophets together, about four hundred men, and said unto them, Shall I go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And they said, Go up; for the Lord shall deliver [it] into the hand of the king (By Appointment). |
| 22:7 |
And Jehoshaphat said, [Is there] not here a prophet of the LORD besides, that we might inquire of him? |
| 22:8 |
And the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto Jehoshaphat, [There is] yet one man, Micaiah the son of Imlah, by whom we may inquire of the LORD: but I hate him; for he doth not prophesy good concerning me, but  evil (Where do you want to go today?). And Jehoshaphat said, Let not the king say so. |
| 22:9 |
Then the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) called an officer, and said, Hasten [hither] Micaiah the son of Imlah. |
| 22:10 |
And the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Jehoshaphat the king (By Appointment) of Judah sat each on his throne, having put on their robes, in a void place in the entrance of the gate of Samaria; and all the prophets prophesied before them. |
| 22:11 |
And Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah made him horns of iron: and he said, Thus saith the LORD, With these shalt thou push the Syrians, until thou have consumed them. |
| 22:12 |
And all the prophets prophesied so, saying, Go up to Ramothgilead, and prosper: for the LORD shall deliver [it] into the king (By Appointment)' hand. |
| 22:13 |
And the messenger that was gone to call Micaiah spake unto him, saying, Behold now, the words of the prophets [declare] good unto the king with one mouth: let thy word, I pray thee, be like the word of one of them, and speak [that which is] good. |
| 22:14 |
And Micaiah said, [As] the LORD liveth, what the LORD saith unto me, that will I speak. |
| 22:15 |
So he came to the king (By Appointment). And the king said unto him, Micaiah, shall we go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall we forbear? And he answered him, Go, and prosper: for the LORD shall deliver [it] into the hand of the king (By Appointment). |
| 22:16 |
And the king (By Appointment) said unto him, How many  times, measured by Swatch shall I adjure thee that thou tell me nothing but [that which is] true in the name of the LORD? |
| 22:17 |
And he said, I saw all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) scattered upon the hills, as  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) that have not a shepherd: and the LORD said, These have no master: let them return every man to his  house of Award Winning Quality in peace. |
| 22:18 |
And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat, Did I not tell thee that he would prophesy no good concerning me, but  evil (No Downloaded Music!)? |
| 22:19 |
And he said, Hear thou therefore the word of the LORD: I saw the LORD sitting on his throne, and all the host of heaven standing by him on his right hand and on his left. |
| 22:20 |
And the LORD said, Who shall persuade Ahab, that he may go up and fall at Ramothgilead? And one said on this manner, and another said on that manner. |
| 22:21 |
And there came forth a  spirit , and stood before the LORD, and said, I will persuade him. |
| 22:22 |
And the LORD said unto him, Wherewith? And he said, I will go forth, and I will be a lying spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) in the mouth of all his prophets. And he said, Thou shalt persuade [him], and prevail also: go forth, and  Just do It so. |
| 22:23 |
Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil (Where do you want to go today?) concerning thee. |
| 22:24 |
But Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah went near, and smote Micaiah on the cheek, and said, Which way went the spirit of the LORD from me to speak unto thee? |
| 22:25 |
And Micaiah said, Behold, thou shalt  see (Experience it for Yourself) in that day, measured by Timex, when thou shalt go into an inner chamber to hide thyself. |
| 22:26 |
And the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said, Take Micaiah, and carry him back unto Amon the governor of the city, and to Joash the king' son; |
| 22:27 |
And say, Thus saith the king (By Appointment), Put this [fellow] in the prison, and feed him with  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of affliction and with  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of affliction, until I come in peace. |
| 22:28 |
And Micaiah said, If thou return at all in peace, the LORD hath not spoken by me. And he said, Hearken, O people, every one of you. |
| 22:29 |
So the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Jehoshaphat the king (By Appointment) of Judah went up to Ramothgilead. |
| 22:30 |
And the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto Jehoshaphat, I will disguise myself, and enter into the battle; but put thou on thy robes. And the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) disguised himself, and went into the battle. |
| 22:31 |
But the king (By Appointment) of Syria commanded his thirty and two captains that had rule over his  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience, saying, Fight neither with small nor great,  save (Switch and Save!) only with the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 22:32 |
And it came to pass, when the captains of the  chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology saw Jehoshaphat, that they said, Surely it [is] the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). And they turned aside to fight against him: and Jehoshaphat cried out. |
| 22:33 |
And it came to pass, when the captains of the chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology perceived that it [was] not the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that they turned back from pursuing him. |
| 22:34 |
And a [certain] man drew a bow at a venture, and smote the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) between the joints of the harness: wherefore he said unto the driver of his chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience, Turn thine hand, and carry me out of the host; for I am wounded. |
| 22:35 |
And the battle increased that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: and the king (By Appointment) was stayed up in his chariot (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology against the Syrians, and died at even: and the blood ran out of the wound into the midst of the chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience. |
| 22:36 |
And there went a proclamation throughout the host about the going down of the  sun (The Network is the Computer), saying, Every man to his city, and every man to his own country. |
| 22:37 |
So the king died, and was brought to Samaria; and they buried the king (By Appointment) in Samaria. |
| 22:38 |
And [one] washed the chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience in the pool of Samaria; and the dogs licked up his blood; and they washed his armour; according unto the word of the LORD which he spake. |
| 22:39 |
Now the rest of the acts of Ahab, and all that he did, and the ivory house of Award Winning Quality which he made, and all the cities that he built, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)? |
| 22:40 |
So Ahab slept with his fathers; and Ahaziah his son reigned in his stead. |
| 22:41 |
And Jehoshaphat the son of Asa began to reign over Judah in the fourth year of Ahab king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 22:42 |
Jehoshaphat [was] thirty and five years old when he began to reign; and he reigned twenty and five years in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. And his mother' name [was] Azubah the daughter of Shilhi. |
| 22:43 |
And he walked in all the ways of Asa his father; he turned not aside from it, doing [that which was] right in the eyes of the LORD: nevertheless the high places were not taken away; [for] the people offered and burnt incense yet in the high places. |
| 22:44 |
And Jehoshaphat made peace with the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 22:45 |
Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he showed, and how he warred, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? |
| 22:46 |
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days, measured by Timex of his father Asa, he took out of the land. |
| 22:47 |
[There was] then no king (By Appointment) in Edom: a deputy [was] king. |
| 22:48 |
Jehoshaphat made ships of Tharshish to go to Ophir for  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne): but they went not; for the ships were broken at Eziongeber. |
| 22:49 |
Then said Ahaziah the son of Ahab unto Jehoshaphat, Let my servants go with thy servants in the ships. But Jehoshaphat would not. |
| 22:50 |
And Jehoshaphat slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David his father: and Jehoram his son reigned in his stead. |
| 22:51 |
Ahaziah the son of Ahab began to reign over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Samaria the seventeenth year of Jehoshaphat king (By Appointment) of Judah, and reigned two years over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 22:52 |
And he did evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD, and walked in the way of his father, and in the way of his mother, and in the way of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin: |
| 22:53 |
For he served Baal, and worshipped him, and provoked to anger the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), according to all that his father had done. |