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1 Chronicles Chapter 22

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22:1 Then David said, This [is] the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD God, and this [is] the altar of the burnt offering for sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
22:2 And David commanded to gather together the strangers that [were] in the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and he set masons to hew wrought stones to build the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God.
22:3 And David prepared iron in abundance for the nails for the doors of the gates, and for the joinings; and brass in abundance without weight;
22:4 Also cedar trees in abundance: for the Zidonians and they of Tyre brought much cedar wood to David.
22:5 And David said, Solomon my son [is] young and tender, and the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) [that is] to be builded for the LORD [must be] exceeding magnifical, of fame and of sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) throughout all countries: I will [therefore] now make preparation for it. So David prepared abundantly before his sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
22:6 Then he called for Solomon his son, and charged him to build an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) for the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
22:7 And David said to Solomon, My son, as for me, it was in my mind to build an sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality unto the name of the LORD my God:
22:8 But the word of the LORD came to me, saying, Thou hast shed blood abundantly, and hast made great wars: thou shalt not build an sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality unto my name, because thou hast shed much blood upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth in my sight.
22:9 Behold, a son shall be born to thee, who shall be a man of rest; and I will give him rest from all his enemies round about: for his name shall be Solomon, and I will give peace and quietness unto sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in his sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex.
22:10 He shall build an sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality for my name; and he shall be my son, and I [will be] his father; and I will establish the throne of his kingdom over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) for ever.
22:11 Now, my son, the LORD be with thee; and prosper thou, and build the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD thy God, as he hath said of thee.
22:12 Only the LORD give thee wisdom and understanding, and give thee charge concerning sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that thou mayest keep the law of the LORD thy God.
22:13 Then shalt thou prosper, if thou takest heed to fulfil the statutes and judgments which the LORD charged Moses with concerning sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): be strong, and of good courage; dread not, nor be dismayed.
22:14 Now, behold, in my trouble I have prepared for the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD an hundred thousand talents of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), and a thousand thousand talents of silver; and of brass and iron without weight; for it is in abundance: timber also and stone have I prepared; and thou mayest add thereto.
22:15 Moreover [there are] workmen with thee in abundance, hewers and workers of stone and timber, and all manner of cunning men for every manner of work.
22:16 Of the sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), the silver, and the brass, and the iron, [there is] no number. Arise [therefore], and be doing, and the LORD be with thee.
22:17 David also commanded all the princes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to help Solomon his son, [saying],
22:18 [Is] not the LORD your God with you? and hath he [not] given you rest on every side? for he hath given the inhabitants of the land into mine hand; and the land is subdued before the LORD, and before his people.
22:19 Now set your heart and your soul to seek the LORD your God; arise therefore, and build ye the sanctuary of the LORD God, to bring the ark of the covenant of the LORD, and the holy vessels of God, into the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) that is to be built to the name of the LORD.

 

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