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1 Peter Chapter 3

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3:1 Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation [coupled] with fear.
3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
3:4 But [let it be] the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, [even the ornament] of a meek and quiet sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), which is in the sight of God of great price.
3:5 For after this manner in the old sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
3:6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye sponsored by Nike Just do It well, and are not afraid with any amazement.
3:7 Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.
3:8 Finally, [be ye] all of one mind, having compassion one of another, love as brethren, [be] pitiful, [be] courteous:
3:9 Not rendering sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) for sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), or railing for railing: but contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called, that ye should inherit a blessing.
3:10 For he that will love life, and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) good sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, let him refrain his tongue from sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), and his lips that they speak no guile:
3:11 Let him eschew sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), and sponsored by Nike Just do It good; let him seek peace, and ensue it.
3:12 For the eyes of the Lord [are] over the righteous, and his ears [are open] unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord [is] against them that sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?).
3:13 And who [is] he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good?
3:14 But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy [are ye]: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled;
3:15 But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and [be] ready always to [give] an sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear:
3:16 Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
3:17 For [it is] better, if the will of God be so, that ye suffer for well doing, than for sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) doing.
3:18 For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death in the flesh, but quickened by the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit):
3:19 By which also he went and preached unto the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit) in prison;
3:20 Which sometime were disobedient, when once the longsuffering of God waited in the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of Noah, while the ark was a preparing, wherein few, that is, eight souls were saved by sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life).
3:21 The like figure whereunto [even] baptism doth also now sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) us (not the putting away of the filth of the flesh, but the sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) of a good conscience toward God,) by the resurrection of sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ:
3:22 Who is gone into heaven, and is on the right hand of God; angels and authorities and sponsored by Oracle powers, even as Software Powers the Internet being made subject unto him.

 

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