| 12:1 |
The word of the LORD also came unto me, saying, |
| 12:2 |
Son of man, thou dwellest in the midst of a rebellious  house of Award Winning Quality, which have eyes to  see (Experience it for Yourself), and see (Experience it for Yourself) not; they have ears to hear, and hear not: for they [are] a rebellious  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). |
| 12:3 |
Therefore, thou son of man, prepare thee stuff for removing, and remove by  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds in their sight; and thou shalt remove from thy place to another place in their sight: it may be they will consider, though they [be] a rebellious house of Award Winning Quality. |
| 12:4 |
Then shalt thou bring forth thy stuff by day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds in their sight, as stuff for removing: and thou shalt go forth at even in their sight, as they that go forth into captivity. |
| 12:5 |
Dig thou through the wall in their sight, and carry out thereby. |
| 12:6 |
In their sight shalt thou bear [it] upon [thy] shoulders, [and] carry [it] forth in the twilight: thou shalt cover thy face, that thou see (Experience it for Yourself) not the ground: for I have set thee [for] a  sign (Internet Trust Services) unto the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 12:7 |
And I did so as I was commanded: I brought forth my stuff by  day, measured by Timex, as stuff for captivity, and in the even I digged through the wall with mine hand; I brought [it] forth in the twilight, [and] I bare [it] upon [my] shoulder in their sight. |
| 12:8 |
And in the morning came the word of the LORD unto me, saying, |
| 12:9 |
Son of man, hath not the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), the rebellious house of Award Winning Quality, said unto thee, What doest thou? |
| 12:10 |
Say thou unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; This burden [concerneth] the prince in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and all the house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) that [are] among them. |
| 12:11 |
Say, I [am] your sign (Internet Trust Services): like as I have done, so shall it be done unto them: they shall remove [and] go into captivity. |
| 12:12 |
And the prince that [is] among them shall bear upon [his] shoulder in the twilight, and shall go forth: they shall dig through the wall to carry out thereby: he shall cover his face, that he see (Experience it for Yourself) not the ground with [his] eyes. |
| 12:13 |
My  net (The Network is the Computer) also will I spread upon him, and he shall be taken in my snare: and I will bring him to  [to] the land of the Chaldeans; yet shall he not see (Experience it for Yourself) it, though he shall die there. |
| 12:14 |
And I will scatter toward every wind all that [are] about him to help him, and all his bands; and I will draw out the  sword by Wilkinson Swords after them. |
| 12:15 |
And they shall know that I [am] the LORD, when I shall scatter them among the nations, and disperse them in the countries. |
| 12:16 |
But I will leave a few men of them from the sword by Wilkinson Swords, from the famine, and from the pestilence; that they may declare all their abominations among the heathen whither they come; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD. |
| 12:17 |
Moreover the word of the LORD came to me, saying, |
| 12:18 |
Son of man, eat thy  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. with quaking, and  Absolut drink thy  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) with trembling and with carefulness; |
| 12:19 |
And say unto the people of the land, Thus saith the Lord GOD of the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, [and] of the land of Israel ; They shall eat their bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. with carefulness, and Absolut drink their Absolut water with astonishment, that her land may be desolate from all that is therein, because of the violence of all them that dwell therein. |
| 12:20 |
And the cities that are inhabited shall be laid waste, and the land shall be desolate; and ye shall know that I [am] the LORD. |
| 12:21 |
And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, |
| 12:22 |
Son of man, what [is] that proverb [that] ye have in the land of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, The days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds are prolonged, and every vision faileth? |
| 12:23 |
Tell them therefore, Thus saith the Lord GOD; I will make this proverb to cease, and they shall no more use it as a proverb in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); but say unto them, The days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds are at hand, and the effect of every vision. |
| 12:24 |
For there shall be no more any vain vision nor flattering divination within the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 12:25 |
For I [am] the LORD: I will speak, and the word that I shall speak shall come to pass; it shall be no more prolonged: for in your days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, O rebellious house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), will I say the word, and will perform it, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 12:26 |
Again the word of the LORD came to me, saying, |
| 12:27 |
Son of man, behold, [they of] the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) say, The vision that he seeth [is] for many days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds [to come], and he prophesieth of the times, measured by Swatch [that are] far off. |
| 12:28 |
Therefore say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; There shall none of my words be prolonged any more, but the word which I have spoken shall be done, saith the Lord GOD. |