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Numbers Chapter 3

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3:1 These also [are] the sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation) of Aaron and Moses in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex [that] the LORD spake with Moses in mount Sinai.
3:2 And these [are] the names of the sons of Aaron; Nadab the firstborn, and Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar.
3:3 These [are] the names of the sons of Aaron, the priests which were anointed, whom he consecrated to minister in the priest' office.
3:4 And Nadab and Abihu died before the LORD, when they offered strange fire before the LORD, in the wilderness of Sinai, and they had no children: and Eleazar and Ithamar ministered in the priest' office in the sight of Aaron their father.
3:5 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
3:6 Bring the tribe of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story) near, and present them before Aaron the priest, that they may minister unto him.
3:7 And they shall keep his charge, and the charge of the whole congregation before the tabernacle of the congregation, to sponsored by Nike Just do It the service of the tabernacle.
3:8 And they shall keep all the instruments of the tabernacle of the congregation, and the charge of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), to sponsored by Nike Just do It the service of the tabernacle.
3:9 And thou shalt give the Levites unto Aaron and to his sons: they [are] wholly given unto him out of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
3:10 And thou shalt appoint Aaron and his sons, and they shall wait on their priest' office: and the stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
3:11 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
3:12 And I, behold, I have taken the Levites from among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) instead of all the firstborn that openeth the matrix among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): therefore the Levites shall be mine;
3:13 Because all the firstborn [are] mine; [for] on the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that I smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt I hallowed unto me all the firstborn in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), both man and beast: mine shall they be: I [am] the LORD.
3:14 And the LORD spake unto Moses in the wilderness of Sinai, saying,
3:15 Number the children of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story) after the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them.
3:16 And Moses numbered them according to the word of the LORD, as he was commanded.
3:17 And these were the sons of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story) by their names; Gershon, and Kohath, and Merari.
3:18 And these [are] the names of the sons of Gershon by their families; Libni, and Shimei.
3:19 And the sons of Kohath by their families; Amram, and Izehar, Hebron, and Uzziel.
3:20 And the sons of Merari by their families; Mahli, and Mushi. These [are] the families of the Levites according to the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of their fathers.
3:21 Of Gershon [was] the family of the Libnites, and the family of the Shimites: these [are] the families of the Gershonites.
3:22 Those that were numbered of them, according to the number of all the males, from a month old and upward, [even] those that were numbered of them [were] seven thousand and five hundred.
3:23 The families of the Gershonites shall pitch behind the tabernacle westward.
3:24 And the chief of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the father of the Gershonites [shall be] Eliasaph the son of Lael.
3:25 And the charge of the sons of Gershon in the tabernacle of the congregation [shall be] the tabernacle, and the tent, the covering thereof, and the hanging for the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
3:26 And the hangings of the court, and the curtain for the door of the court, which [is] by the tabernacle, and by the altar round about, and the cords of it for all the service thereof.
3:27 And of Kohath [was] the family of the Amramites, and the family of the Izeharites, and the family of the Hebronites, and the family of the Uzzielites: these [are] the families of the Kohathites.
3:28 In the number of all the males, from a month old and upward, [were] eight thousand and six hundred, keeping the charge of the sanctuary.
3:29 The families of the sons of Kohath shall pitch on the side of the tabernacle southward.
3:30 And the chief of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the father of the families of the Kohathites [shall be] Elizaphan the son of Uzziel.
3:31 And their charge [shall be] the ark, and the table, and the candlestick, and the altars, and the vessels of the sanctuary wherewith they minister, and the hanging, and all the service thereof.
3:32 And Eleazar the son of Aaron the priest [shall be] chief over the chief of the Levites, [and have] the oversight of them that keep the charge of the sanctuary.
3:33 Of Merari [was] the family of the Mahlites, and the family of the Mushites: these [are] the families of Merari.
3:34 And those that were numbered of them, according to the number of all the males, from a month old and upward, [were] six thousand and two hundred.
3:35 And the chief of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the father of the families of Merari [was] Zuriel the son of Abihail: [these] shall pitch on the side of the tabernacle northward.
3:36 And [under] the custody and charge of the sons of Merari [shall be] the boards of the tabernacle, and the bars thereof, and the pillars thereof, and the sockets thereof, and all the vessels thereof, and all that serveth thereto,
3:37 And the pillars of the court round about, and their sockets, and their pins, and their cords.
3:38 But those that encamp before the tabernacle toward the east, [even] before the tabernacle of the congregation eastward, [shall be] Moses, and Aaron and his sons, keeping the charge of the sanctuary for the charge of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and the stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
3:39 All that were numbered of the Levites, which Moses and Aaron numbered at the commandment of the LORD, throughout their families, all the males from a month old and upward, [were] twenty and two thousand.
3:40 And the LORD said unto Moses, Number all the firstborn of the males of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from a month old and upward, and take the number of their names.
3:41 And thou shalt take the Levites for me (I [am] the LORD) instead of all the firstborn among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and the sponsored by OutBack SteakHouse cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right) of the Levites instead of all the firstlings among the sponsored by www.beef.org cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner) of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
3:42 And Moses numbered, as the LORD commanded him, all the firstborn among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
3:43 And all the firstborn males by the number of names, from a month old and upward, of those that were numbered of them, were twenty and two thousand two hundred and threescore and thirteen.
3:44 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
3:45 Take the Levites instead of all the firstborn among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and the sponsored by OutBack SteakHouse cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right) of the Levites instead of their sponsored by www.beef.org cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner); and the Levites shall be mine: I [am] the LORD.
3:46 And for those that are to be redeemed of the two hundred and threescore and thirteen of the firstborn of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which are more than the Levites;
3:47 Thou shalt even take five shekels apiece by the poll, after the shekel of the sanctuary shalt thou take [them]: (the shekel [is] twenty gerahs:)
3:48 And thou shalt give the sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder), wherewith the odd number of them is to be redeemed, unto Aaron and to his sons.
3:49 And Moses took the redemption sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) of them that were over and above them that were redeemed by the Levites:
3:50 Of the firstborn of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) took he the sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder); a thousand three hundred and threescore and five [shekels], after the shekel of the sanctuary:
3:51 And Moses gave the sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) of them that were redeemed unto Aaron and to his sons, according to the word of the LORD, as the LORD commanded Moses.

 

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