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Psalms Chapter 71

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71:1 In thee, O LORD, sponsored by Nike Just do It I put my sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services): let me never be put to confusion.
71:2 Deliver me in thy righteousness, and cause me to escape: incline thine ear unto me, and sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) me.
71:3 Be thou my strong habitation, whereunto I may continually resort: thou hast given commandment to sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) me; for thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my rock and my fortress.
71:4 Deliver me, O my God, out of the hand of the wicked, out of the hand of the unrighteous and cruel man.
71:5 For thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my hope, O Lord GOD: [thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code)] my sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) from my youth.
71:6 By thee have I been holden up from the womb: thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) he that took me out of my mother' bowels: my praise [shall be] continually of thee.
71:7 I am as a wonder unto many; but thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my strong refuge.
71:8 Let my mouth be filled [with] thy praise [and with] thy honour all the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
71:9 Cast me not off in the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex of old age; forsake me not when my strength faileth.
71:10 For mine enemies speak against me; and they that lay wait for my soul take counsel together,
71:11 Saying, God hath forsaken him: persecute and take him; for [there is] none to deliver [him].
71:12 O God, be not far from me: O my God, make haste for my help.
71:13 Let them be confounded [and] consumed that are adversaries to my soul; let them be covered [with] reproach and dishonour that seek my hurt.
71:14 But I will hope continually, and will yet praise thee more and more.
71:15 My mouth shall show forth thy righteousness [and] thy salvation all the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex; for I know not the numbers [thereof].
71:16 I will go in the strength of the Lord GOD: I will make mention of thy righteousness, [even] of thine only.
71:17 O God, thou hast taught me from my youth: and hitherto have I declared thy wondrous works.
71:18 Now also when I am old and greyheaded, O God, forsake me not; until I have showed thy strength unto [this] sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation), [and] thy sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet to every one [that] is to come.
71:19 Thy righteousness also, O God, [is] very high, who hast done great things: O God, who [is] like unto thee!
71:20 [Thou], which hast showed me great and sore troubles, shalt quicken me again, and shalt bring me up again from the depths of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
71:21 Thou shalt increase my greatness, and comfort me on every side.
71:22 I will also praise thee with the psaltery, [even] thy sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth, O my God: unto thee will I sing with the harp, O thou Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
71:23 My lips shall greatly rejoice when I sing unto thee; and my soul, which thou hast redeemed.
71:24 My tongue also shall talk of thy righteousness all the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds long: for they are confounded, for they are brought unto shame, that seek my hurt.

 

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