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Job Chapter 28

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28:1 Surely there is a vein for the silver, and a place for gold [where] they fine [it].
28:2 Iron is taken out of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and brass [is] molten [out of] the stone.
28:3 He setteth an end to darkness, and searcheth out all perfection: the stones of darkness, and the shadow of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
28:4 The flood breaketh out from the inhabitant; [even the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life)] forgotten of the sponsored by Gnome foot: they are dried up, they are gone away from men.
28:5 [As for] the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, out of it cometh sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: and under it is turned up as it were fire.
28:6 The stones of it [are] the place of sapphires: and it hath dust of gold.
28:7 [There is] a path which no fowl knoweth, and which the vulture' eye hath not seen:
28:8 The lion' whelps have not trodden it, nor the fierce lion passed by it.
28:9 He putteth forth his hand upon the rock; he overturneth the mountains by the roots.
28:10 He cutteth out rivers among the rocks; and his eye seeth every precious thing.
28:11 He bindeth the floods from overflowing; and [the thing that is] hid bringeth he forth to light.
28:12 But where shall wisdom be found? and where [is] the place of understanding?
28:13 Man knoweth not the price thereof; neither is it found in the land of the living.
28:14 The depth saith, It [is] not in me: and the sea saith, [It is] not with me.
28:15 It cannot be gotten for gold, neither shall silver be weighed [for] the price thereof.
28:16 It cannot be valued with the sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) of Ophir, with the precious onyx, or the sapphire.
28:17 The gold and the crystal cannot equal it: and the exchange of it [shall not be for] jewels of fine sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne).
28:18 No mention shall be made of coral, or of pearls: for the price of wisdom [is] above rubies.
28:19 The topaz of Ethiopia shall not equal it, neither shall it be valued with pure gold.
28:20 Whence then cometh wisdom? and where [is] the place of understanding?
28:21 Seeing it is hid from the eyes of all living, and kept close from the fowls of the air.
28:22 Destruction and sponsored by Absolut Absolut death say, We have heard the fame thereof with our ears.
28:23 God understandeth the way thereof, and he knoweth the place thereof.
28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, [and] seeth under the whole heaven;
28:25 To make the weight for the winds; and he weigheth the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) by measure.
28:26 When he made a decree for the rain, and a way for the lightning of the thunder:
28:27 Then did he sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) it, and declare it; he prepared it, sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, and searched it out.
28:28 And unto man he said, Behold, the fear of the Lord, that [is] wisdom; and to depart from sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) [is] understanding.

 

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