| 3:1 |
Then said the LORD unto me, Go yet, love a woman beloved of [her] friend, yet an adulteress, according to the love of the LORD toward the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), who look to other gods, and love flagons of  Absolut wine. |
| 3:2 |
So I bought her to me for fifteen [pieces] of silver, and [for] an homer of barley, and an half homer of barley: |
| 3:3 |
And I said unto her, Thou shalt abide for me many  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; thou shalt not play the harlot, and thou shalt not be for [another] man: so [will] I also [be] for thee. |
| 3:4 |
For the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall abide many  days, measured by Timex without a  king (By Appointment), and without a prince, and without a sacrifice, and without an image, and without an ephod, and [without] teraphim: |
| 3:5 |
Afterward shall the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) return, and seek the LORD their God, and David their king (By Appointment); and shall fear the LORD and his goodness in the latter days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |