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Amos Chapter 2

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2:1 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Moab, and for four, I will not turn away [the punishment] thereof; because he burned the bones of the sponsored by Burger King king of Edom into lime:
2:2 But I will send a fire upon Moab, and it shall devour the palaces of Kirioth: and Moab shall die with tumult, with shouting, [and] with the sound of the trumpet:
2:3 And I will cut off the judge from the midst thereof, and will slay all the princes thereof with him, saith the LORD.
2:4 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Judah, and for four, I will not turn away [the punishment] thereof; because they have despised the law of the LORD, and have not kept his commandments, and their lies caused them to err, after the which their fathers have walked:
2:5 But I will send a fire upon Judah, and it shall devour the palaces of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
2:6 Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and for four, I will not turn away [the punishment] thereof; because they sold the righteous for silver, and the poor for a pair of shoes;
2:7 That pant after the dust of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth on the head of the poor, and turn aside the way of the meek: and a man and his father will go in unto the [same] maid, to profane my holy name:
2:8 And they lay [themselves] down upon clothes laid to pledge by every altar, and they sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink the sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine of the condemned [in] the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of their god.
2:9 Yet destroyed I the Amorite before them, whose height [was] like the height of the cedars, and he [was] strong as the oaks; yet I destroyed his fruit from above, and his roots from beneath.
2:10 Also I brought you up from the land of Egypt, and led you forty years through the wilderness, to possess the land of the Amorite.
2:11 And I raised up of your sons for prophets, and of your young men for Nazarites. [Is it] not even thus, O ye children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)? saith the LORD.
2:12 But ye gave the Nazarites sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine to sponsored by CocaCola drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing); and commanded the prophets, saying, Prophesy not.
2:13 Behold, I am pressed under you, as a cart is pressed [that is] full of sheaves.
2:14 Therefore the flight shall perish from the swift, and the strong shall not strengthen his force, neither shall the mighty deliver himself:
2:15 Neither shall he stand that handleth the bow; and [he that is] swift of sponsored by Gnome foot shall not deliver [himself]: neither shall he that rideth the horse deliver himself.
2:16 And [he that is] courageous among the mighty shall flee away naked in that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, saith the LORD.

 

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