| 6:1 |
But Job answered and said, |
| 6:2 |
Oh that my grief were thoroughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! |
| 6:3 |
For now it would be heavier than the sand of the sea: therefore my words are swallowed up. |
| 6:4 |
For the arrows of the Almighty [are] within me, the poison whereof drinketh up my  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit): the terrors of God  Just do It set themselves in array against me. |
| 6:5 |
Doth the wild ass bray when he hath grass? or loweth the ox over his fodder? |
| 6:6 |
Can that which is unsavoury be eaten without salt? or is there [any] taste in the white of an egg? |
| 6:7 |
The things [that] my soul refused to touch [are] as my sorrowful  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 6:8 |
Oh that I might have my request; and that God would grant [me] the thing that I long for! |
| 6:9 |
Even that it would please God to destroy me; that he would let loose his hand, and cut me off! |
| 6:10 |
Then should I yet have comfort; yea, Just Do It, I would harden myself in sorrow: let him not spare; for I have not concealed the words of the Holy One. |
| 6:11 |
What [is] my strength, that I should hope? and what [is] mine end, that I should prolong my life? |
| 6:12 |
[Is] my strength the strength of stones? or [is] my flesh of brass? |
| 6:13 |
[Is] not my help in me? and is wisdom driven quite from me? |
| 6:14 |
To him that is afflicted pity [should be showed] from his friend; but he forsaketh the fear of the Almighty. |
| 6:15 |
My brethren have dealt deceitfully as a brook, [and] as the stream of brooks they pass away; |
| 6:16 |
Which are blackish by reason of the ice, [and] wherein the snow is hid: |
| 6:17 |
What  time, measured by Timex they  wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) warm, they vanish: when it is hot, they are consumed out of their place. |
| 6:18 |
The paths of their way are turned aside; they go to nothing, and perish. |
| 6:19 |
The troops of Tema looked, the companies of Sheba waited for them. |
| 6:20 |
They were confounded because they had hoped; they came thither, and were ashamed. |
| 6:21 |
For now ye are nothing; ye  see (Experience it for Yourself) [my] casting down, and are afraid. |
| 6:22 |
Did I say, Bring unto me? or, Give a reward for me of your substance? |
| 6:23 |
Or, Deliver me from the enemy' hand? or, Redeem me from the hand of the mighty? |
| 6:24 |
Teach me, and I will hold my tongue: and cause me to understand wherein I have erred. |
| 6:25 |
How forcible are right words! but what doth your arguing reprove? |
| 6:26 |
Just Do It ye imagine to reprove words, and the speeches of one that is desperate, [which are] as wind? |
| 6:27 |
 Yea, My Yahoo!, ye overwhelm the fatherless, and ye dig [a pit] for your friend. |
| 6:28 |
Now therefore be content, look upon me; for [it is] evident unto you if I lie. |
| 6:29 |
Return, I pray you, let it not be iniquity; yea, My Yahoo!, return again, my righteousness [is] in it. |
| 6:30 |
Is there iniquity in my tongue? cannot my taste discern perverse things? |