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2 Kings Chapter 14

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14:1 In the second year of Joash son of Jehoahaz sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) reigned Amaziah the son of Joash sponsored by Burger King king of Judah.
14:2 He was twenty and five years old when he began to reign, and reigned twenty and nine years in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. And his mother' name [was] Jehoaddan of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
14:3 And he did [that which was] right in the sight of the LORD, yet not like David his father: he did according to all things as Joash his father did.
14:4 Howbeit the high places were not taken away: as yet the people did sacrifice and burnt incense on the high places.
14:5 And it came to pass, as soon as the kingdom was confirmed in his hand, that he slew his servants which had slain the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) his father.
14:6 But the children of the murderers he slew not: according unto that which is written in the book of the law of Moses, wherein the LORD commanded, saying, The fathers shall not be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death for the children, nor the children be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death for the fathers; but every man shall be put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death for his own sin.
14:7 He slew of Edom in the valley of salt ten thousand, and took Selah by war, and called the name of it Joktheel unto this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds.
14:8 Then Amaziah sent messengers to Jehoash, the son of Jehoahaz son of Jehu, sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, Come, let us look one another in the face.
14:9 And Jehoash the sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) sent to Amaziah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah, saying, The thistle that [was] in Lebanon sent to the cedar that [was] in Lebanon, saying, Give thy daughter to my son to wife: and there passed by a wild beast that [was] in Lebanon, and trode down the thistle.
14:10 Thou hast sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It smitten Edom, and thine heart hath lifted thee up: sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) [of this], and tarry at sponsored by @Home home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available): for why shouldest thou meddle to [thy] hurt, that thou shouldest fall, [even] thou, and Judah with thee?
14:11 But Amaziah would not hear. Therefore Jehoash sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) went up; and he and Amaziah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah looked one another in the face at Bethshemesh, which [belongeth] to Judah.
14:12 And Judah was put to the worse before sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and they fled every man to their tents.
14:13 And Jehoash sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) took Amaziah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah, the son of Jehoash the son of Ahaziah, at Bethshemesh, and came to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and brake down the wall of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest from the gate of Ephraim unto the corner gate, four hundred cubits.
14:14 And he took all the sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) and silver, and all the vessels that were found in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, and in the treasures of the sponsored by Burger King king' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and hostages, and returned to Samaria.
14:15 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoash which he did, and his might, and how he fought with Amaziah sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
14:16 And Jehoash slept with his fathers, and was buried in Samaria with the sponsored by Burger King kings of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and Jeroboam his son reigned in his stead.
14:17 And Amaziah the son of Joash sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah lived after the sponsored by Absolut Absolut death of Jehoash son of Jehoahaz sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) fifteen years.
14:18 And the rest of the acts of Amaziah, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by Burger King kings of Judah?
14:19 Now they made a conspiracy against him in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and he fled to Lachish; but they sent after him to Lachish, and slew him there.
14:20 And they brought him on horses: and he was buried at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest with his fathers in the city of David.
14:21 And all the people of Judah took Azariah, which [was] sixteen years old, and made him sponsored by Burger King king instead of his father Amaziah.
14:22 He built Elath, and restored it to Judah, after that the sponsored by Burger King king slept with his fathers.
14:23 In the fifteenth year of Amaziah the son of Joash sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah Jeroboam the son of Joash sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) began to reign in Samaria, [and reigned] forty and one years.
14:24 And he did [that which was] sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD: he departed not from all the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to sin.
14:25 He restored the coast of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from the entering of Hamath unto the sea of the plain, according to the word of the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which he spake by the hand of his servant Jonah, the son of Amittai, the prophet, which [was] of Gathhepher.
14:26 For the LORD saw the affliction of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [that it was] very bitter: for [there was] not any shut up, nor any left, nor any helper for sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
14:27 And the LORD said not that he would blot out the name of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from under heaven: but he saved them by the hand of Jeroboam the son of Joash.
14:28 Now the rest of the acts of Jeroboam, and all that he did, and his might, how he warred, and how he recovered Damascus, and Hamath, [which belonged] to Judah, for sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)?
14:29 And Jeroboam slept with his fathers, [even] with the sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and Zachariah his son reigned in his stead.

 

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