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Psalms Chapter 113

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113:1 Praise ye the LORD. Praise, O ye servants of the LORD, praise the name of the LORD.
113:2 Blessed be the name of the LORD from this sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch forth and for evermore.
113:3 From the rising of the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com) unto the going down of the same the LORD' name [is] to be praised.
113:4 The LORD [is] high above all nations, [and] his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) above the heavens.
113:5 Who [is] like unto the LORD our God, who dwelleth on high,
113:6 Who humbleth [himself] to behold [the things that are] in heaven, and in the sponsored by GreenPeace earth!
113:7 He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, [and] lifteth the needy out of the dunghill;
113:8 That he may set [him] with princes, [even] with the princes of his people.
113:9 He maketh the barren woman to keep sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, [and to be] a joyful mother of children. Praise ye the LORD.

 

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