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Exodus Chapter 6

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6:1 Then the LORD said unto Moses, Now shalt thou sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) what I will sponsored by Nike Just do It to Pharaoh: for with a strong hand shall he let them go, and with a strong hand shall he drive them out of his land.
6:2 And God spake unto Moses, and said unto him, I [am] the LORD:
6:3 And I appeared unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, by [the name of] God Almighty, but by my name JEHOVAH was I not known to them.
6:4 And I have also established my covenant with them, to give them the land of Canaan, the land of their pilgrimage, wherein they were strangers.
6:5 And I have also heard the groaning of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), whom the Egyptians keep in bondage; and I have remembered my covenant.
6:6 Wherefore say unto the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), I [am] the LORD, and I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians, and I will rid you out of their bondage, and I will redeem you with a stretched out arm, and with great judgments:
6:7 And I will take you to me for a people, and I will be to you a God: and ye shall know that I [am] the LORD your God, which bringeth you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians.
6:8 And I will bring you in unto the land, concerning the which I did swear to give it to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob; and I will give it you for an heritage: I [am] the LORD.
6:9 And Moses spake so unto the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): but they hearkened not unto Moses for anguish of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), and for cruel bondage.
6:10 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
6:11 Go in, speak unto Pharaoh sponsored by Burger King king of Egypt, that he let the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) go out of his land.
6:12 And Moses spake before the LORD, saying, Behold, the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) have not hearkened unto me; how then shall Pharaoh hear me, who [am] of uncircumcised lips?
6:13 And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, and gave them a charge unto the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and unto Pharaoh sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Egypt, to bring the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) out of the land of Egypt.
6:14 These [be] the heads of their fathers' sponsored by @Home houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available): The sons of Reuben the firstborn of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Hanoch, and Pallu, Hezron, and Carmi: these [be] the families of Reuben.
6:15 And the sons of Simeon; Jemuel, and Jamin, and Ohad, and Jachin, and Zohar, and Shaul the son of a Canaanitish woman: these [are] the families of Simeon.
6:16 And these [are] the names of the sons of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story) according to their sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation); Gershon, and Kohath, and Merari: and the years of the life of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story) [were] an hundred thirty and seven years.
6:17 The sons of Gershon; Libni, and Shimi, according to their families.
6:18 And the sons of Kohath; Amram, and Izhar, and Hebron, and Uzziel: and the years of the life of Kohath [were] an hundred thirty and three years.
6:19 And the sons of Merari; Mahali and Mushi: these [are] the families of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story) according to their sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation).
6:20 And Amram took him Jochebed his father' sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram [were] an hundred and thirty and seven years.
6:21 And the sons of Izhar; Korah, and Nepheg, and Zichri.
6:22 And the sons of Uzziel; Mishael, and Elzaphan, and Zithri.
6:23 And Aaron took him Elisheba, daughter of Amminadab, sister of Naashon, to wife; and she bare him Nadab, and Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar.
6:24 And the sons of Korah; Assir, and Elkanah, and Abiasaph: these [are] the families of the Korhites.
6:25 And Eleazar Aaron' son took him [one] of the daughters of Putiel to wife; and she bare him Phinehas: these [are] the heads of the fathers of the Levites according to their families.
6:26 These [are] that Aaron and Moses, to whom the LORD said, Bring out the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from the land of Egypt according to their armies.
6:27 These [are] they which spake to Pharaoh sponsored by Burger King king of Egypt, to bring out the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from Egypt: these [are] that Moses and Aaron.
6:28 And it came to pass on the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex [when] the LORD spake unto Moses in the land of Egypt,
6:29 That the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, I [am] the LORD: speak thou unto Pharaoh sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Egypt all that I say unto thee.
6:30 And Moses said before the LORD, Behold, I [am] of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?

 

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