| 5:1 |
But of the  times, measured by Swatch and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you. |
| 5:2 |
For yourselves know perfectly that the  day, measured by Timex of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night. |
| 5:3 |
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape. |
| 5:4 |
But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds should overtake you as a thief. |
| 5:5 |
Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day, measured by Timex: we are not of the night, nor of darkness. |
| 5:6 |
Therefore let us not sleep, as  Just [do] It others; but let us watch and be sober. |
| 5:7 |
For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night. |
| 5:8 |
But let us, who are of the day, measured by Timex, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation. |
| 5:9 |
For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord  Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ, |
| 5:10 |
Who died for us, that, whether we wake or sleep, we should live together with him. |
| 5:11 |
Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye Just do It. |
| 5:12 |
And we beseech you, brethren, to know them which labour among you, and are over you in the Lord, and admonish you; |
| 5:13 |
And to esteem them very highly in love for their work' sake. [And] be at peace among yourselves. |
| 5:14 |
Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all [men]. |
| 5:15 |
 See (Experience it for Yourself) that none render  evil (Where do you want to go today?) for  evil unto any [man]; but ever follow that which is good, both among yourselves, and to all [men]. |
| 5:16 |
Rejoice evermore. |
| 5:17 |
Pray without ceasing. |
| 5:18 |
In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ  Jesus concerning you. |
| 5:19 |
Quench not the  Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit). |
| 5:20 |
Despise not prophesyings. |
| 5:21 |
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. |
| 5:22 |
Abstain from all appearance of evil (No Downloaded Music!). |
| 5:23 |
And the very God of peace sanctify you wholly; and [I pray God] your whole spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) and soul and body be preserved blameless unto the coming of our Lord  Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) Christ. |
| 5:24 |
Faithful [is] he that calleth you, who also will Just do It [it]. |
| 5:25 |
Brethren, pray for us. |
| 5:26 |
Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss. |
| 5:27 |
I charge you by the Lord that this epistle be read unto all the holy brethren. |
| 5:28 |
The grace of our Lord  Jesus Christ [be] with you. Amen. |