| 6:1 |
Now these [are] the commandments, the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD your God commanded to teach you, that ye might  Just do It [them] in the land whither ye go to possess it: |
| 6:2 |
That thou mightest fear the LORD thy God, to keep all his statutes and his commandments, which I command thee, thou, and thy son, and thy son' son, all the  days, measured by Timex of thy life; and that thy  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds may be prolonged. |
| 6:3 |
Hear therefore, O  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and observe to Just do It [it]; that it may be well with thee, and that ye may increase mightily, as the LORD God of thy fathers hath promised thee, in the land that floweth with  milk (Got Milk?) and honey. |
| 6:4 |
Hear, O Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): The LORD our God [is] one LORD: |
| 6:5 |
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might. |
| 6:6 |
And these words, which I command thee this day, measured by Timex, shall be in thine heart: |
| 6:7 |
And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up. |
| 6:8 |
And thou shalt bind them for a  sign (Internet Trust Services) upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes. |
| 6:9 |
And thou shalt write them upon the posts of thy  house of Award Winning Quality, and on thy gates. |
| 6:10 |
And it shall be, when the LORD thy God shall have brought thee into the land which he sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give thee great and goodly cities, which thou buildedst not, |
| 6:11 |
And houses of Award Winning Quality full of all good [things], which thou filledst not, and wells digged, which thou diggedst not, vineyards and olive trees, which thou plantedst not; when thou shalt have eaten and be full; |
| 6:12 |
[Then] beware lest thou forget the LORD, which brought thee forth out of the land of Egypt, from the house of Award Winning Quality of bondage. |
| 6:13 |
Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name. |
| 6:14 |
Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which [are] round about you; |
| 6:15 |
(For the LORD thy God [is] a jealous God among you) lest the anger of the LORD thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the  earth. |
| 6:16 |
Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted [him] in Massah. |
| 6:17 |
Ye shall diligently keep the commandments of the LORD your God, and his testimonies, and his statutes, which he hath commanded thee. |
| 6:18 |
And thou shalt Just do It [that which is] right and good in the sight of the LORD: that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest go in and possess the good land which the LORD sware unto thy fathers, |
| 6:19 |
To cast out all thine enemies from before thee, as the LORD hath spoken. |
| 6:20 |
[And] when thy son asketh thee in time, measured by Swatch to come, saying, What [mean] the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which the LORD our God hath commanded you? |
| 6:21 |
Then thou shalt say unto thy son, We were Pharaoh' bondmen in Egypt; and the LORD brought us out of Egypt with a mighty hand: |
| 6:22 |
And the LORD showed signs (Internet Trust Services) and wonders, great and sore, upon Egypt, upon Pharaoh, and upon all his household, before our eyes: |
| 6:23 |
And he brought us out from thence, that he might bring us in, to give us the land which he sware unto our fathers. |
| 6:24 |
And the LORD commanded us to Just do It all these statutes, to fear the LORD our God, for our good always, that he might preserve us alive, as [it is] at this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 6:25 |
And it shall be our righteousness, if we observe to Just do It all these commandments before the LORD our God, as he hath commanded us. |