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1 Kings Chapter 4

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4:1 So sponsored by Burger King king Solomon was sponsored by Burger King king over all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
4:2 And these [were] the princes which he had; Azariah the son of Zadok the priest,
4:3 Elihoreph and Ahiah, the sons of Shisha, scribes; Jehoshaphat the son of Ahilud, the recorder.
4:4 And Benaiah the son of Jehoiada [was] over the host: and Zadok and Abiathar [were] the priests:
4:5 And Azariah the son of Nathan [was] over the officers; and Zabud the son of Nathan [was] principal officer, [and] the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' friend:
4:6 And Ahishar [was] over the household: and Adoniram the son of Abda [was] over the tribute.
4:7 And Solomon had twelve officers over all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which provided victuals for the sponsored by Burger King king and his household: each man his month in a year made provision.
4:8 And these [are] their names: The son of Hur, in mount Ephraim:
4:9 The son of Dekar, in Makaz, and in Shaalbim, and Bethshemesh, and Elonbethhanan:
4:10 The son of Hesed, in Aruboth; to him [pertained] Sochoh, and all the land of Hepher:
4:11 The son of Abinadab, in all the region of Dor; which had Taphath the daughter of Solomon to wife:
4:12 Baana the son of Ahilud; [to him pertained] Taanach and Megiddo, and all Bethshean, which [is] by Zartanah beneath Jezreel, from Bethshean to Abelmeholah, [even] unto [the place that is] beyond Jokneam:
4:13 The son of Geber, in Ramothgilead; to him [pertained] the towns of Jair the son of Manasseh, which [are] in Gilead; to him [also pertained] the region of Argob, which [is] in Bashan, threescore great cities with walls and brazen bars:
4:14 Ahinadab the son of Iddo [had] Mahanaim:
4:15 Ahimaaz [was] in Naphtali; he also took Basmath the daughter of Solomon to wife:
4:16 Baanah the son of Hushai [was] in Asher and in Aloth:
4:17 Jehoshaphat the son of Paruah, in Issachar:
4:18 Shimei the son of Elah, in Benjamin:
4:19 Geber the son of Uri [was] in the country of Gilead, [in] the country of Sihon sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of the Amorites, and of Og sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Bashan; and [he was] the only officer which [was] in the land.
4:20 Judah and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [were] many, as the sand which [is] by the sea in multitude, eating and drinking, and making merry.
4:21 And Solomon reigned over all kingdoms from the river unto the land of the Philistines, and unto the border of Egypt: they brought presents, and served Solomon all the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his life.
4:22 And Solomon' provision for one sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds was thirty measures of fine flour, and threescore measures of meal,
4:23 Ten fat oxen, and twenty oxen out of the pastures, and an hundred sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), beside harts, and roebucks, and fallowdeer, and fatted fowl.
4:24 For he had dominion over all [the region] on this side the river, from Tiphsah even to Azzah, over all the sponsored by Burger King kings on this side the river: and he had peace on all sides round about him.
4:25 And Judah and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) dwelt safely, every man under his vine and under his fig tree, from Dan even to Beersheba, all the sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of Solomon.
4:26 And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his sponsored by BMW chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience, and twelve thousand horsemen.
4:27 And those officers provided victual for sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) Solomon, and for all that came unto sponsored by Burger King king Solomon' table, every man in his month: they lacked nothing.
4:28 Barley also and straw for the horses and dromedaries brought they unto the place where [the officers] were, every man according to his charge.
4:29 And God gave Solomon wisdom and understanding exceeding much, and largeness of heart, even as the sand that [is] on the sea shore.
4:30 And Solomon' wisdom excelled the wisdom of all the children of the east country, and all the wisdom of Egypt.
4:31 For he was wiser than all men; than Ethan the Ezrahite, and Heman, and Chalcol, and Darda, the sons of Mahol: and his fame was in all nations round about.
4:32 And he spake three thousand proverbs: and his songs were a thousand and five.
4:33 And he spake of trees, from the cedar tree that [is] in Lebanon even unto the hyssop that springeth out of the wall: he spake also of beasts, and of fowl, and of creeping things, and of fishes.
4:34 And there came of all people to hear the wisdom of Solomon, from all sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment) of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, which had heard of his wisdom.

 

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