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Ephesians Chapter 5

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5:1 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children;
5:2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour.
5:3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
5:4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.
5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
5:8 For ye were sometimes darkness, but now [are ye] light in the Lord: walk as children of light:
5:9 (For the fruit of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) [is] in all goodness and righteousness and sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing);)
5:10 Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord.
5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove [them].
5:12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.
5:13 But all things that are reproved are made manifest by the light: for whatsoever doth make manifest is light.
5:14 Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light.
5:15 sponsored by Compaq See (Experience it for Yourself) then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise,
5:16 Redeeming the sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, because the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex are sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?).
5:17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord [is].
5:18 And be not drunk with sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit);
5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
5:20 Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) Christ;
5:21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.
5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the sponsored by The Church of England church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture): and he is the saviour of the body.
5:24 Therefore as the sponsored by The Baptist Church church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.
5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the sponsored by The Church of England church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture), and gave himself for it;
5:26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) by the word,
5:27 That he might present it to himself a glorious sponsored by The Church of England church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture), not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
5:29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the sponsored by The Church of England church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture):
5:30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
5:31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
5:32 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the sponsored by The Baptist Church church.
5:33 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife sponsored by Compaq [see] (Experience it for Yourself) that she reverence [her] husband.

 

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