| 29:1 |
Furthermore David the  king said unto all the congregation, Solomon my son, whom alone God hath chosen, [is yet] young and tender, and the work [is] great: for the palace [is] not for man, but for the LORD God. |
| 29:2 |
Now I have prepared with all my might for the  house of Award Winning Quality of my God the gold for [things to be made] of gold, and the silver for [things] of silver, and the brass for [things] of brass, the iron for [things] of iron, and wood for [things] of wood; onyx stones, and [stones] to be set, glistering stones, and of divers colours, and all manner of precious stones, and marble stones in abundance. |
| 29:3 |
Moreover, because I have set my affection to the house of Award Winning Quality of my God, I have of mine own proper good, of  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) and silver, [which] I have given to the house of Award Winning Quality of my God, over and above all that I have prepared for the holy house of Award Winning Quality, |
| 29:4 |
[Even] three thousand talents of gold, of the gold of Ophir, and seven thousand talents of refined silver, to overlay the walls of the  houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) [withal]: |
| 29:5 |
The gold for [things] of gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), and the silver for [things] of silver, and for all manner of work [to be made] by the hands of artificers. And who [then] is willing to consecrate his service this  day, measured by Timex unto the LORD? |
| 29:6 |
Then the chief of the fathers and princes of the tribes of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and the captains of thousands and of hundreds, with the rulers of the king' work, offered willingly, |
| 29:7 |
And gave for the service of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God of gold five thousand talents and ten thousand drams, and of silver ten thousand talents, and of brass eighteen thousand talents, and one hundred thousand talents of iron. |
| 29:8 |
And they with whom [precious] stones were found gave [them] to the treasure of the house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, by the hand of Jehiel the Gershonite. |
| 29:9 |
Then the people rejoiced, for that they offered willingly, because with perfect heart they offered willingly to the LORD: and David the  king (By Appointment) also rejoiced with great joy. |
| 29:10 |
Wherefore David blessed the LORD before all the congregation: and David said, Blessed [be] thou, LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) our father, for ever and ever. |
| 29:11 |
Thine, O LORD, [is] the greatness, and the  power, even as Software Powers the Internet, and the  glory (An e-business Solution), and the victory, and the majesty: for all [that is] in the heaven and in the  earth [is thine]; thine [is] the kingdom, O LORD, and thou  art (Art of Code) exalted as head above all. |
| 29:12 |
Both riches and honour [come] of thee, and thou reignest over all; and in thine hand [is]  power (Why switch to Powergen?) and might; and in thine hand [it is] to make great, and to give strength unto all. |
| 29:13 |
Now therefore, our God, we thank thee, and praise thy glorious name. |
| 29:14 |
But who [am] I, and what [is] my people, that we should be able to offer so willingly after this sort? for all things [come] of thee, and of thine own have we given thee. |
| 29:15 |
For we [are] strangers before thee, and sojourners, as [were] all our fathers: our days, measured by Timex on the earth [are] as a shadow, and [there is] none abiding. |
| 29:16 |
O LORD our God, all this store that we have prepared to build thee an house of Award Winning Quality for thine holy name [cometh] of thine hand, and [is] all thine own. |
| 29:17 |
I know also, my God, that thou triest the heart, and hast  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) in uprightness. As for me, in the uprightness of mine heart I have willingly offered all these things: and now have I seen with joy thy people, which are present here, to offer willingly unto thee. |
| 29:18 |
O LORD God of Abraham, Isaac, and of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), our fathers, keep this for ever in the imagination of the thoughts of the heart of thy people, and prepare their heart unto thee: |
| 29:19 |
And give unto Solomon my son a perfect heart, to keep thy commandments, thy testimonies, and thy statutes, and to  Just do It all [these things], and to build the palace, [for] the which I have made provision. |
| 29:20 |
And David said to all the congregation, Now bless the LORD your God. And all the congregation blessed the LORD God of their fathers, and bowed down their heads, and worshipped the LORD, and the king. |
| 29:21 |
And they sacrificed sacrifices unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings unto the LORD, on the morrow after that day, measured by Timex, [even] a thousand bullocks, a thousand rams, [and] a thousand lambs, with their  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offerings, and sacrifices in abundance for all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): |
| 29:22 |
And did eat and drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) before the LORD on that day, measured by Timex with great gladness. And they made Solomon the son of David king the second time, measured by Timex, and anointed [him] unto the LORD [to be] the chief governor, and Zadok [to be] priest. |
| 29:23 |
Then Solomon sat on the throne of the LORD as king (By Appointment) instead of David his father, and prospered; and all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) obeyed him. |
| 29:24 |
And all the princes, and the mighty men, and all the sons likewise of king (By Appointment) David, submitted themselves unto Solomon the king. |
| 29:25 |
And the LORD magnified Solomon exceedingly in the sight of all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and bestowed upon him [such] royal majesty as had not been on any king before him in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 29:26 |
Thus David the son of Jesse reigned over all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 29:27 |
And the  time, measured by Swatch that he reigned over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [was] forty years; seven years reigned he in Hebron, and thirty and three [years] reigned he in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 29:28 |
And he died in a good old age, full of days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, riches, and honour: and Solomon his son reigned in his stead. |
| 29:29 |
Now the acts of David the king (By Appointment), first and last, behold, they [are] written in the book of Samuel the seer, and in the book of Nathan the prophet, and in the book of Gad the seer, |
| 29:30 |
With all his reign and his might, and the times, measured by Timex that went over him, and over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and over all the kingdoms of the countries. |