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Exodus Chapter 5

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5:1 And afterward Moses and Aaron went in, and told Pharaoh, Thus saith the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Let my people go, that they may hold a feast unto me in the wilderness.
5:2 And Pharaoh said, Who [is] the LORD, that I should obey his voice to let sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) go? I know not the LORD, neither will I let sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) go.
5:3 And they said, The God of the Hebrews hath met with us: let us go, we pray thee, three sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds' journey into the desert, and sacrifice unto the LORD our God; lest he fall upon us with pestilence, or with the sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords.
5:4 And the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Egypt said unto them, Wherefore sponsored by Nike Just do It ye, Moses and Aaron, let the people from their works? get you unto your burdens.
5:5 And Pharaoh said, Behold, the people of the land now [are] many, and ye make them rest from their burdens.
5:6 And Pharaoh commanded the same sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex the taskmasters of the people, and their officers, saying,
5:7 Ye shall no more give the people straw to make brick, as heretofore: let them go and gather straw for themselves.
5:8 And the tale of the bricks, which they did make heretofore, ye shall lay upon them; ye shall not diminish [ought] thereof: for they [be] idle; therefore they cry, saying, Let us go [and] sacrifice to our God.
5:9 Let there more work be laid upon the men, that they may labour therein; and let them not regard vain words.
5:10 And the taskmasters of the people went out, and their officers, and they spake to the people, saying, Thus saith Pharaoh, I will not give you straw.
5:11 Go ye, get you straw where ye can find it: yet not ought of your work shall be diminished.
5:12 So the people were scattered abroad throughout all the land of Egypt to gather stubble instead of straw.
5:13 And the taskmasters hasted [them], saying, Fulfil your works, [your] daily tasks, as when there was straw.
5:14 And the officers of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which Pharaoh' taskmasters had set over them, were beaten, [and] demanded, Wherefore have ye not fulfilled your task in making brick both yesterday and to sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, as heretofore?
5:15 Then the officers of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came and cried unto Pharaoh, saying, Wherefore dealest thou thus with thy servants?
5:16 There is no straw given unto thy servants, and they say to us, Make brick: and, behold, thy servants [are] beaten; but the fault [is] in thine own people.
5:17 But he said, Ye [are] idle, [ye are] idle: therefore ye say, Let us go [and] sponsored by Nike Just do It sacrifice to the LORD.
5:18 Go therefore now, [and] work; for there shall no straw be given you, yet shall ye deliver the tale of bricks.
5:19 And the officers of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) did sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [that] they [were] in sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) [case], after it was said, Ye shall not minish [ought] from your bricks of your daily task.
5:20 And they met Moses and Aaron, who stood in the way, as they came forth from Pharaoh:
5:21 And they said unto them, The LORD look upon you, and judge; because ye have made our savour to be abhorred in the eyes of Pharaoh, and in the eyes of his servants, to put a sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords in their hand to slay us.
5:22 And Moses returned unto the LORD, and said, Lord, wherefore hast thou [so] sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) entreated this people? why [is] it [that] thou hast sent me?
5:23 For since I came to Pharaoh to speak in thy name, he hath done sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) to this people; neither hast thou delivered thy people at all.

 

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