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Romans Chapter 3

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3:1 What advantage then hath the Jew? or what profit [is there] of circumcision?
3:2 Much every way: chiefly, because that unto them were committed the oracles of God.
3:3 For what if some did not believe? shall their unbelief make the faith of God without effect?
3:4 God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) judged.
3:5 But if our unrighteousness commend the righteousness of God, what shall we say? [Is] God unrighteous who taketh vengeance? (I speak as a man)
3:6 God forbid: for then how shall God judge the world?
3:7 For if the sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution); why yet am I also judged as a sinner?
3:8 And not [rather], (as we be slanderously reported, and as some affirm that we say,) Let us sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), that good may come? whose damnation is just.
3:9 What then? are we better [than they]? No, in no wise: for we have before proved both Jews and Gentiles, that they are all under sin;
3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
3:13 Their throat [is] an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps [is] under their lips:
3:14 Whose mouth [is] full of cursing and bitterness:
3:15 Their sponsored by Gnome feet [are] swift to shed blood:
3:16 Destruction and misery [are] in their ways:
3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.
3:19 Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God.
3:20 Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law [is] the knowledge of sin.
3:21 But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets;
3:22 Even the righteousness of God [which is] by faith of sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference:
3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of God;
3:24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture):
3:25 Whom God hath set forth [to be] a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God;
3:26 To declare, [I say], at this sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex his righteousness: that he might be just, and the justifier of him which believeth in sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?).
3:27 Where [is] boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? Nay: but by the law of faith.
3:28 Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.
3:29 [Is he] the God of the Jews only? [is he] not also of the Gentiles? Yes, of the Gentiles also:
3:30 Seeing [it is] one God, which shall justify the circumcision by faith, and uncircumcision through faith.
3:31 sponsored by Nike Just Do It we then make void the law through faith? God forbid: yea, we establish the law.

 

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