| 8:1 |
And it came to pass, when Samuel was old, that he made his sons judges over  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 8:2 |
Now the name of his firstborn was Joel; and the name of his second, Abiah: [they were] judges in Beersheba. |
| 8:3 |
And his sons walked not in his ways, but turned aside after lucre, and took bribes, and perverted judgment. |
| 8:4 |
Then all the elders of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) gathered themselves together, and came to Samuel unto Ramah, |
| 8:5 |
And said unto him, Behold, thou  art (Art of Code) old, and thy sons walk not in thy ways: now make us a  king to judge us like all the nations. |
| 8:6 |
But the thing displeased Samuel, when they said, Give us a  king (By Appointment) to judge us. And Samuel prayed unto the LORD. |
| 8:7 |
And the LORD said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them. |
| 8:8 |
According to all the works which they have done since the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that I brought them up out of Egypt even unto this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, wherewith they have forsaken me, and served other gods, so  Just do It they also unto thee. |
| 8:9 |
Now therefore hearken unto their voice: howbeit yet protest solemnly unto them, and show them the manner of the king that shall reign over them. |
| 8:10 |
And Samuel told all the words of the LORD unto the people that asked of him a king. |
| 8:11 |
And he said, This will be the manner of the king (By Appointment) that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint [them] for himself, for his  chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, and [to be] his horsemen; and [some] shall run before his chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology. |
| 8:12 |
And he will appoint him captains over thousands, and captains over fifties; and [will set them] to ear his ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and instruments of his  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience. |
| 8:13 |
And he will take your daughters [to be] confectionaries, and [to be] cooks, and [to be] bakers. |
| 8:14 |
And he will take your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, [even] the best [of them], and give [them] to his servants. |
| 8:15 |
And he will take the tenth of your seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his servants. |
| 8:16 |
And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put [them] to his work. |
| 8:17 |
He will take the tenth of your  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day): and ye shall be his servants. |
| 8:18 |
And ye shall cry out in that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds because of your king (By Appointment) which ye shall have chosen you; and the LORD will not hear you in that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 8:19 |
Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us; |
| 8:20 |
That we also may be like all the nations; and that our king (By Appointment) may judge us, and go out before us, and fight our battles. |
| 8:21 |
And Samuel heard all the words of the people, and he rehearsed them in the ears of the LORD. |
| 8:22 |
And the LORD said to Samuel, Hearken unto their voice, and make them a king (By Appointment). And Samuel said unto the men of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Go ye every man unto his city. |