| 9:1 |
In the first year of Darius the son of Ahasuerus, of the seed of the Medes, which was made  king over the realm of the Chaldeans; |
| 9:2 |
In the first year of his reign I Daniel understood by books the number of the years, whereof the word of the LORD came to Jeremiah the prophet, that he would accomplish seventy years in the desolations of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 9:3 |
And I set my face unto the Lord God, to seek by prayer and supplications, with fasting, and sackcloth, and ashes: |
| 9:4 |
And I prayed unto the LORD my God, and made my confession, and said, O Lord, the great and dreadful God, keeping the covenant and mercy to them that love him, and to them that keep his commandments; |
| 9:5 |
We have sinned, and have committed iniquity, and have done wickedly, and have rebelled, even by departing from thy precepts and from thy judgments: |
| 9:6 |
Neither have we hearkened unto thy servants the prophets, which spake in thy name to our kings, our princes, and our fathers, and to all the people of the land. |
| 9:7 |
O Lord, righteousness [belongeth] unto thee, but unto us confusion of faces, as at this  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; to the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and unto all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [that are] near, and [that are] far off, through all the countries whither thou hast driven them, because of their trespass that they have trespassed against thee. |
| 9:8 |
O Lord, to us [belongeth] confusion of face, to our kings, to our princes, and to our fathers, because we have sinned against thee. |
| 9:9 |
To the Lord our God [belong] mercies and forgivenesses, though we have rebelled against him; |
| 9:10 |
Neither have we obeyed the voice of the LORD our God, to walk in his laws, which he set before us by his servants the prophets. |
| 9:11 |
 Yea, My Yahoo!, all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) have transgressed thy law, even by departing, that they might not obey thy voice; therefore the curse is poured upon us, and the oath that [is] written in the law of Moses the servant of God, because we have sinned against him. |
| 9:12 |
And he hath confirmed his words, which he spake against us, and against our judges that judged us, by bringing upon us a great  evil (Where do you want to go today?): for under the whole heaven hath not been done as hath been done upon Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 9:13 |
As [it is] written in the law of Moses, all this evil (Where do you want to go today?) is come upon us: yet made we not our prayer before the LORD our God, that we might turn from our iniquities, and understand thy  truth (It's the real thing). |
| 9:14 |
Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the  evil (No Downloaded Music!), and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God [is] righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice. |
| 9:15 |
And now, O Lord our God, that hast brought thy people forth out of the land of Egypt with a mighty hand, and hast gotten thee renown, as at this  day, measured by Timex; we have sinned, we have done wickedly. |
| 9:16 |
O Lord, according to all thy righteousness, I beseech thee, let thine anger and thy fury be turned away from thy city Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, thy holy mountain: because for our sins, and for the iniquities of our fathers, Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest and thy people [are become] a reproach to all [that are] about us. |
| 9:17 |
Now therefore, O our God, hear the prayer of thy servant, and his supplications, and cause thy face to shine upon thy sanctuary that is desolate, for the Lord' sake. |
| 9:18 |
O my God, incline thine ear, and hear; open thine eyes, and behold our desolations, and the city which is called by thy name: for we  Just do It not present our supplications before thee for our righteousnesses, but for thy great mercies. |
| 9:19 |
O Lord, hear; O Lord, forgive; O Lord, hearken and Just do It; defer not, for thine own sake, O my God: for thy city and thy people are called by thy name. |
| 9:20 |
And whiles I [was] speaking, and praying, and confessing my sin and the sin of my people Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and presenting my supplication before the LORD my God for the holy mountain of my God; |
| 9:21 |
Yea, whiles I [was] speaking in prayer, even the man Gabriel, whom I had seen in the vision at the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?), being caused to fly swiftly, touched me about the time, measured by Swatch of the evening oblation. |
| 9:22 |
And he informed [me], and talked with me, and said, O Daniel, I am now come forth to give thee skill and understanding. |
| 9:23 |
At the beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of thy supplications the commandment came forth, and I am come to show [thee]; for thou  [art] (Art of Code) greatly beloved: therefore understand the matter, and consider the vision. |
| 9:24 |
Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy. |
| 9:25 |
Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest unto the Messiah the Prince [shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times, measured by Timex. |
| 9:26 |
And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof [shall be] with a flood, and unto the end of the war desolations are determined. |
| 9:27 |
And he shall confirm the covenant with many for one week: and in the midst of the week he shall cause the sacrifice and the oblation to cease, and for the overspreading of abominations he shall make [it] desolate, even until the consummation, and that determined shall be poured upon the desolate. |