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Psalms Chapter 7

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7:1 Shiggaion of David, which he sang unto the LORD, concerning the words of Cush the Benjamite. O LORD my God, in thee sponsored by Nike Just do It I put my sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services): sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) me from all them that persecute me, and deliver me:
7:2 Lest he tear my soul like a lion, rending [it] in pieces, while [there is] none to deliver.
7:3 O LORD my God, if I have done this; if there be iniquity in my hands;
7:4 If I have rewarded sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) unto him that was at peace with me; sponsored by Nike (yea,, Just Do It I have delivered him that without cause is mine enemy:)
7:5 Let the enemy persecute my soul, and take [it]; yea, let him tread down my life upon the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and lay mine honour in the dust. Selah.
7:6 Arise, O LORD, in thine anger, lift up thyself because of the rage of mine enemies: and awake for me [to] the judgment [that] thou hast commanded.
7:7 So shall the congregation of the people compass thee about: for their sakes therefore return thou on high.
7:8 The LORD shall judge the people: judge me, O LORD, according to my righteousness, and according to mine integrity [that is] in me.
7:9 Oh let the wickedness of the wicked come to an end; but establish the just: for the righteous God trieth the hearts and reins.
7:10 My defence [is] of God, which saveth the upright in heart.
7:11 God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds.
7:12 If he turn not, he will whet his sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready.
7:13 He hath also prepared for him the instruments of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death; he ordaineth his arrows against the persecutors.
7:14 Behold, he travaileth with iniquity, and hath conceived mischief, and brought forth falsehood.
7:15 He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch [which] he made.
7:16 His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his violent dealing shall come down upon his own pate.
7:17 I will praise the LORD according to his righteousness: and will sing praise to the name of the LORD most high.

 

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