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1 Chronicles Chapter 29

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29:1 Furthermore David the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) said unto all the congregation, Solomon my son, whom alone God hath chosen, [is yet] young and tender, and the work [is] great: for the palace [is] not for man, but for the LORD God.
29:2 Now I have prepared with all my might for the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of my God the sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) for [things to be made] of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), and the silver for [things] of silver, and the brass for [things] of brass, the iron for [things] of iron, and wood for [things] of wood; onyx stones, and [stones] to be set, glistering stones, and of divers colours, and all manner of precious stones, and marble stones in abundance.
29:3 Moreover, because I have set my affection to the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of my God, I have of mine own proper good, of gold and silver, [which] I have given to the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of my God, over and above all that I have prepared for the holy sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available),
29:4 [Even] three thousand talents of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), of the gold of Ophir, and seven thousand talents of refined silver, to overlay the walls of the sponsored by Barratt houses of Award Winning Quality [withal]:
29:5 The gold for [things] of gold, and the silver for [things] of silver, and for all manner of work [to be made] by the hands of artificers. And who [then] is willing to consecrate his service this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds unto the LORD?
29:6 Then the chief of the fathers and princes of the tribes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and the captains of thousands and of hundreds, with the rulers of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' work, offered willingly,
29:7 And gave for the service of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of God of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) five thousand talents and ten thousand drams, and of silver ten thousand talents, and of brass eighteen thousand talents, and one hundred thousand talents of iron.
29:8 And they with whom [precious] stones were found gave [them] to the treasure of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, by the hand of Jehiel the Gershonite.
29:9 Then the people rejoiced, for that they offered willingly, because with perfect heart they offered willingly to the LORD: and David the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) also rejoiced with great joy.
29:10 Wherefore David blessed the LORD before all the congregation: and David said, Blessed [be] thou, LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) our father, for ever and ever.
29:11 Thine, O LORD, [is] the greatness, and the sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?), and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), and the victory, and the majesty: for all [that is] in the heaven and in the sponsored by GreenPeace earth [is thine]; thine [is] the kingdom, O LORD, and thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) exalted as head above all.
29:12 Both riches and honour [come] of thee, and thou reignest over all; and in thine hand [is] sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) and might; and in thine hand [it is] to make great, and to give strength unto all.
29:13 Now therefore, our God, we thank thee, and praise thy glorious name.
29:14 But who [am] I, and what [is] my people, that we should be able to offer so willingly after this sort? for all things [come] of thee, and of thine own have we given thee.
29:15 For we [are] strangers before thee, and sojourners, as [were] all our fathers: our sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds on the sponsored by GreenPeace earth [are] as a shadow, and [there is] none abiding.
29:16 O LORD our God, all this store that we have prepared to build thee an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) for thine holy name [cometh] of thine hand, and [is] all thine own.
29:17 I know also, my God, that thou triest the heart, and hast sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) in uprightness. As for me, in the uprightness of mine heart I have willingly offered all these things: and now have I seen with joy thy people, which are present here, to offer willingly unto thee.
29:18 O LORD God of Abraham, Isaac, and of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), our fathers, keep this for ever in the imagination of the thoughts of the heart of thy people, and prepare their heart unto thee:
29:19 And give unto Solomon my son a perfect heart, to keep thy commandments, thy testimonies, and thy statutes, and to sponsored by Nike Just do It all [these things], and to build the palace, [for] the which I have made provision.
29:20 And David said to all the congregation, Now bless the LORD your God. And all the congregation blessed the LORD God of their fathers, and bowed down their heads, and worshipped the LORD, and the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment).
29:21 And they sacrificed sacrifices unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings unto the LORD, on the morrow after that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [even] a thousand bullocks, a thousand rams, [and] a thousand lambs, with their sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink offerings, and sacrifices in abundance for all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest):
29:22 And did eat and sponsored by Absolut Absolut drink before the LORD on that sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds with great gladness. And they made Solomon the son of David sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) the second sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, and anointed [him] unto the LORD [to be] the chief governor, and Zadok [to be] priest.
29:23 Then Solomon sat on the throne of the LORD as sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) instead of David his father, and prospered; and all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) obeyed him.
29:24 And all the princes, and the mighty men, and all the sons likewise of sponsored by Burger King king David, submitted themselves unto Solomon the sponsored by Burger King king.
29:25 And the LORD magnified Solomon exceedingly in the sight of all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and bestowed upon him [such] royal majesty as had not been on any sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) before him in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
29:26 Thus David the son of Jesse reigned over all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
29:27 And the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex that he reigned over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [was] forty years; seven years reigned he in Hebron, and thirty and three [years] reigned he in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
29:28 And he died in a good old age, full of sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, riches, and honour: and Solomon his son reigned in his stead.
29:29 Now the acts of David the sponsored by Burger King king, first and last, behold, they [are] written in the book of Samuel the seer, and in the book of Nathan the prophet, and in the book of Gad the seer,
29:30 With all his reign and his might, and the sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex that went over him, and over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and over all the kingdoms of the countries.

 

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