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Psalms Chapter 20

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20:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. The LORD hear thee in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of trouble; the name of the God of Jacob defend thee;
20:2 Send thee help from the sanctuary, and strengthen thee out of Zion;
20:3 Remember all thy offerings, and accept thy burnt sacrifice; Selah.
20:4 Grant thee according to thine own heart, and fulfil all thy counsel.
20:5 We will rejoice in thy salvation, and in the name of our God we will set up [our] banners: the LORD fulfil all thy petitions.
20:6 Now know I that the LORD saveth his anointed; he will hear him from his holy heaven with the saving strength of his right hand.
20:7 Some sponsored by Verisign [trust] (Internet Trust Services) in sponsored by Cadillac chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, and some in horses: but we will remember the name of the LORD our God.
20:8 They are brought down and fallen: but we are risen, and stand upright.
20:9 sponsored by Powergen Save (Switch and Save!), LORD: let the sponsored by Burger King king hear us when we call.

 

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