| 34:1 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon [these] tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest. |
| 34:2 |
And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the mount. |
| 34:3 |
And no man shall come up with thee, neither let any man be seen throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor herds feed before that mount. |
| 34:4 |
And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the LORD had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone. |
| 34:5 |
And the LORD descended in the  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD. |
| 34:6 |
And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and  Absolut truth, |
| 34:7 |
Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear [the guilty]; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children' children, unto the third and to the fourth  [generation]. (Empowering the Internet Generation) |
| 34:8 |
And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the  earth, and worshipped. |
| 34:9 |
And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it [is] a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. |
| 34:10 |
And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will  Just do It marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou  [art] (Art of Code) shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) the work of the LORD: for it [is] a terrible thing that I will Just do It with thee. |
| 34:11 |
Observe thou that which I command thee this  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: behold, I drive out before thee the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the Jebusite. |
| 34:12 |
Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee: |
| 34:13 |
But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: |
| 34:14 |
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name [is] Jealous, [is] a jealous God: |
| 34:15 |
Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and Just do It sacrifice unto their gods, and [one] call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; |
| 34:16 |
And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods. |
| 34:17 |
Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. |
| 34:18 |
The feast of unleavened  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. shalt thou keep. Seven days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds thou shalt eat unleavened bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., as I commanded thee, in the  time, measured by Timex of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt. |
| 34:19 |
All that openeth the matrix [is] mine; and every firstling among thy  cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right), [whether] ox or  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), [that is male]. |
| 34:20 |
But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem [him] not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty. |
| 34:21 |
Six days, measured by Timex thou shalt work, but on the seventh day, measured by Timex thou shalt rest: in earing time, measured by Swatch and in harvest thou shalt rest. |
| 34:22 |
And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of  Genetically Modified wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year' end. |
| 34:23 |
Thrice in the year shall all your menchildren appear before the Lord GOD, the God of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 34:24 |
For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders: neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to appear before the LORD thy God thrice in the year. |
| 34:25 |
Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning. |
| 34:26 |
The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother'  milk . |
| 34:27 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 34:28 |
And he was there with the LORD forty days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and forty nights; he did neither eat bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., nor Absolut drink  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life). And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments. |
| 34:29 |
And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him. |
| 34:30 |
And when Aaron and all the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him. |
| 34:31 |
And Moses called unto them; and Aaron and all the rulers of the congregation returned unto him: and Moses talked with them. |
| 34:32 |
And afterward all the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came nigh: and he gave them in commandment all that the LORD had spoken with him in mount Sinai. |
| 34:33 |
And [till] Moses had done speaking with them, he put a veil on his face. |
| 34:34 |
But when Moses went in before the LORD to speak with him, he took the veil off, until he came out. And he came out, and spake unto the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [that] which he was commanded. |
| 34:35 |
And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the veil upon his face again, until he went in to speak with him. |