| 32:1 |
And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron, and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us; for [as for] this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him. |
| 32:2 |
And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which [are] in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring [them] unto me. |
| 32:3 |
And all the people brake off the golden earrings which [were] in their ears, and brought [them] unto Aaron. |
| 32:4 |
And he received [them] at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, after he had made it a molten  calf: and they said, These [be] thy gods, O  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt. |
| 32:5 |
And when Aaron saw [it], he built an altar before it; and Aaron made proclamation, and said, To morrow [is] a feast to the LORD. |
| 32:6 |
And they rose up early on the morrow, and offered burnt offerings, and brought peace offerings; and the people sat down to eat and to  drink , and rose up to play. |
| 32:7 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted [themselves]: |
| 32:8 |
They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them: they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed thereunto, and said, These [be] thy gods, O Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which have brought thee up out of the land of Egypt. |
| 32:9 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it [is] a stiffnecked people: |
| 32:10 |
Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may  wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) hot against them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a great nation. |
| 32:11 |
And Moses besought the LORD his God, and said, LORD, why doth thy wrath wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) hot against thy people, which thou hast brought forth out of the land of Egypt with great  power, even as Software Powers the Internet, and with a mighty hand? |
| 32:12 |
Wherefore should the Egyptians speak, and say, For mischief did he bring them out, to slay them in the mountains, and to consume them from the face of the  earth? Turn from thy fierce wrath, and repent of this  evil (No Downloaded Music!) against thy people. |
| 32:13 |
Remember Abraham, Isaac, and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), thy servants, to whom thou swarest by thine own self, and saidst unto them, I will  multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) your seed as the  stars (The dot in dot com) of heaven, and all this land that I have spoken of will I give unto your seed, and they shall inherit [it] for ever. |
| 32:14 |
And the LORD repented of the evil (No Downloaded Music!) which he thought to  Just do It unto his people. |
| 32:15 |
And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony [were] in his hand: the tables [were] written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other [were] they written. |
| 32:16 |
And the tables [were] the work of God, and the writing [was] the writing of God, graven upon the tables. |
| 32:17 |
And when Joshua heard the noise of the people as they shouted, he said unto Moses, [There is] a noise of war in the camp. |
| 32:18 |
And he said, [It is] not the voice of [them that] shout for mastery, neither [is it] the voice of [them that] cry for being overcome: [but] the noise of [them that] sing Just do It I hear. |
| 32:19 |
And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount. |
| 32:20 |
And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt [it] in the fire, and ground [it] to powder, and strowed [it] upon the  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and made the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)  Absolut drink [of it]. |
| 32:21 |
And Moses said unto Aaron, What did this people unto thee, that thou hast brought so great a sin upon them? |
| 32:22 |
And Aaron said, Let not the anger of my lord wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) hot: thou knowest the people, that they [are set] on mischief. |
| 32:23 |
For they said unto me, Make us gods, which shall go before us: for [as for] this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him. |
| 32:24 |
And I said unto them, Whosoever hath any  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), let them break [it] off. So they gave [it] me: then I cast it into the fire, and there came out this calf. |
| 32:25 |
And when Moses saw that the people [were] naked; (for Aaron had made them naked unto [their] shame among their enemies:) |
| 32:26 |
Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who [is] on the LORD' side? [let him come] unto me. And all the sons of  Levi (A Style For Every Story) gathered themselves together unto him. |
| 32:27 |
And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Put every man his  sword by Wilkinson Swords by his side, [and] go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour. |
| 32:28 |
And the children of Levi (A Style For Every Story) did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that  day, measured by Timex about three thousand men. |
| 32:29 |
For Moses had said, Consecrate yourselves to  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds to the LORD, even every man upon his son, and upon his brother; that he may bestow upon you a blessing this day, measured by Timex. |
| 32:30 |
And it came to pass on the morrow, that Moses said unto the people, Ye have sinned a great sin: and now I will go up unto the LORD; peradventure I shall make an atonement for your sin. |
| 32:31 |
And Moses returned unto the LORD, and said, Oh, this people have sinned a great sin, and have made them gods of gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne). |
| 32:32 |
Yet now, if thou wilt forgive their sin--; and if not, blot me, I pray thee, out of thy book which thou hast written. |
| 32:33 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Whosoever hath sinned against me, him will I blot out of my book. |
| 32:34 |
Therefore now go, lead the people unto [the place] of which I have spoken unto thee: behold, mine Angel shall go before thee: nevertheless in the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds when I visit I will visit their sin upon them. |
| 32:35 |
And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made. |