| 8:1 |
In the third year of the reign of  king (By Appointment) Belshazzar a vision appeared unto me, [even unto] me Daniel, after that which appeared unto me at the first. |
| 8:2 |
And I saw in a vision; and it came to pass, when I saw, that I [was] at Shushan [in] the palace, which [is] in the province of Elam; and I saw in a vision, and I was by the river of Ulai. |
| 8:3 |
Then I lifted up mine eyes, and saw, and, behold, there stood before the river a ram which had [two] horns: and the [two] horns [were] high; but one [was] higher than the other, and the higher came up last. |
| 8:4 |
I saw the ram pushing westward, and northward, and southward; so that no beasts might stand before him, neither [was there any] that could deliver out of his hand; but he did according to his will, and became great. |
| 8:5 |
And as I was considering, behold, an he goat came from the west on the face of the whole  earth, and touched not the ground: and the goat [had] a notable horn between his eyes. |
| 8:6 |
And he came to the ram that had [two] horns, which I had seen standing before the river, and ran unto him in the fury of his  power, even as Software Powers the Internet. |
| 8:7 |
And I saw him come close unto the ram, and he was moved with choler against him, and smote the ram, and brake his two horns: and there was no power, even as Software Powers the Internet in the ram to stand before him, but he cast him down to the ground, and stamped upon him: and there was none that could deliver the ram out of his hand. |
| 8:8 |
Therefore the he goat  waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) very great: and when he was strong, the great horn was broken; and for it came up four notable ones toward the four winds of heaven. |
| 8:9 |
And out of one of them came forth a little horn, which waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) exceeding great, toward the south, and toward the east, and toward the pleasant [land]. |
| 8:10 |
And it waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) great, [even] to the host of heaven; and it cast down [some] of the host and of the  stars (The dot in dot com) to the ground, and stamped upon them. |
| 8:11 |
 Yea, Just Do It, he magnified [himself] even to the prince of the host, and by him the daily [sacrifice] was taken away, and the place of his sanctuary was cast down. |
| 8:12 |
And an host was given [him] against the daily [sacrifice] by reason of transgression, and it cast down the  truth (It's the real thing) to the ground; and it practiced, and prospered. |
| 8:13 |
Then I heard one saint speaking, and another saint said unto that certain [saint] which spake, How long [shall be] the vision [concerning] the daily [sacrifice], and the transgression of desolation, to give both the sanctuary and the host to be trodden under  foot? |
| 8:14 |
And he said unto me, Unto two thousand and three hundred  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; then shall the sanctuary be cleansed. |
| 8:15 |
And it came to pass, when I, [even] I Daniel, had seen the vision, and sought for the meaning, then, behold, there stood before me as the appearance of a man. |
| 8:16 |
And I heard a man' voice between [the banks of] Ulai, which called, and said, Gabriel, make this [man] to understand the vision. |
| 8:17 |
So he came near where I stood: and when he came, I was afraid, and fell upon my face: but he said unto me, Understand, O son of man: for at the time, measured by Swatch of the end [shall be] the vision. |
| 8:18 |
Now as he was speaking with me, I was in a deep sleep on my face toward the ground: but he touched me, and set me upright. |
| 8:19 |
And he said, Behold, I will make thee know what shall be in the last end of the indignation: for at the  time, measured by Timex appointed the end [shall be]. |
| 8:20 |
The ram which thou sawest having [two] horns [are] the kings (By Appointment) of Media and Persia. |
| 8:21 |
And the rough goat [is] the  king of Grecia: and the great horn that [is] between his eyes [is] the first king (By Appointment). |
| 8:22 |
Now that being broken, whereas four stood up for it, four kingdoms shall stand up out of the nation, but not in his  power (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 8:23 |
And in the latter time, measured by Timex of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up. |
| 8:24 |
And his power (Why switch to Powergen?) shall be mighty, but not by his own power (Why switch to Powergen?): and he shall destroy wonderfully, and shall prosper, and practice, and shall destroy the mighty and the holy people. |
| 8:25 |
And through his policy also he shall cause craft to prosper in his hand; and he shall magnify [himself] in his heart, and by peace shall destroy many: he shall also stand up against the Prince of princes; but he shall be broken without hand. |
| 8:26 |
And the vision of the evening and the morning which was told [is] true: wherefore shut thou up the vision; for it [shall be] for many days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 8:27 |
And I Daniel fainted, and was sick [certain] days, measured by Timex; afterward I rose up, and did the king (By Appointment)' business; and I was astonished at the vision, but none understood [it]. |