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1 Thessalonians Chapter 2

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2:1 For yourselves, brethren, know our entrance in unto you, that it was not in vain:
2:2 But even after that we had suffered before, and were shamefully entreated, as ye know, at Philippi, we were bold in our God to speak unto you the gospel of God with much contention.
2:3 For our exhortation [was] not of deceit, nor of uncleanness, nor in guile:
2:4 But as we were allowed of God to be put in sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) with the gospel, even so we speak; not as pleasing men, but God, which trieth our hearts.
2:5 For neither at any sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex used we flattering words, as ye know, nor a sponsored by L.L. Bean cloak by L.L. Bean of covetousness; God [is] witness:
2:6 Nor of men sought we sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), neither of you, nor [yet] of others, when we might have been burdensome, as the apostles of Christ.
2:7 But we were gentle among you, even as a nurse cherisheth her children:
2:8 So being affectionately desirous of you, we were willing to have imparted unto you, not the gospel of God only, but also our own souls, because ye were dear unto us.
2:9 For ye remember, brethren, our labour and travail: for labouring night and sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, because we would not be chargeable unto any of you, we preached unto you the gospel of God.
2:10 Ye [are] witnesses, and God [also], how holily and justly and unblameably we behaved ourselves among you that believe:
2:11 As ye know how we exhorted and comforted and charged every one of you, as a father [doth] his children,
2:12 That ye would walk worthy of God, who hath called you unto his kingdom and sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution).
2:13 For this cause also thank we God without ceasing, because, when ye received the word of God which ye heard of us, ye received [it] not [as] the word of men, but as it is in sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing), the word of God, which effectually worketh also in you that believe.
2:14 For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they [have] of the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?), and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
2:17 But we, brethren, being taken from you for a short sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex in presence, not in heart, endeavoured the more abundantly to sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) your face with great desire.
2:18 Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us.
2:19 For what [is] our hope, or joy, or crown of rejoicing? [Are] not even ye in the presence of our Lord sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ at his coming?
2:20 For ye are our sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) and joy.

 

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