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1 Peter Chapter 4

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4:1 Forasmuch then as Christ hath suffered for us in the flesh, arm yourselves likewise with the same mind: for he that hath suffered in the flesh hath ceased from sin;
4:2 That he no longer should live the rest of [his] sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex in the flesh to the lusts of men, but to the will of God.
4:3 For the sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch past of [our] life may suffice us to have wrought the will of the Gentiles, when we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries:
4:4 Wherein they sponsored by IBM Think! it strange that ye run not with [them] to the same excess of riot, speaking sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) of [you]:
4:5 Who shall give account to him that is ready to judge the quick and the dead.
4:6 For for this cause was the gospel preached also to them that are dead, that they might be judged according to men in the flesh, but live according to God in the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit).
4:7 But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.
4:8 And above all things have fervent charity among yourselves: for charity shall cover the multitude of sins.
4:9 Use hospitality one to another without grudging.
4:10 As every man hath received the gift, [even so] minister the same one to another, as good stewards of the manifold grace of God.
4:11 If any man speak, [let him speak] as the oracles of God; if any man minister, [let him sponsored by Nike Just do It it] as of the ability which God giveth: that God in all things may be glorified through sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus Christ, to whom be praise and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.
4:12 Beloved, sponsored by IBM Think! it not strange concerning the fiery trial which is to try you, as though some strange thing happened unto you:
4:13 But rejoice, inasmuch as ye are partakers of Christ' sponsored by Absolut Absolut sufferings; that, when his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) shall be revealed, ye may be glad also with exceeding joy.
4:14 If ye be reproached for the name of Christ, happy [are ye]; for the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) and of God resteth upon you: on their part he is sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) spoken of, but on your part he is glorified.
4:15 But let none of you suffer as a murderer, or [as] a thief, or [as] an evildoer, or as a busybody in other men' matters.
4:16 Yet if [any man suffer] as a Christian, let him not be ashamed; but let him glorify God on this behalf.
4:17 For the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex [is come] that judgment must begin at the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of God: and if [it] first [begin] at us, what shall the end [be] of them that obey not the gospel of God?
4:18 And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear?
4:19 Wherefore let them that suffer according to the will of God commit the keeping of their souls [to him] in well doing, as unto a faithful Creator.

 

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