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John Chapter 10

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10:1 sponsored by CocaCola Verily, It's the real thing, sponsored by CocaCola verily, It's the real thing, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way, the same is a thief and a robber.
10:2 But he that entereth in by the door is the shepherd of the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day).
10:3 To him the porter openeth; and the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) hear his voice: and he calleth his own sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) by name, and leadeth them out.
10:4 And when he putteth forth his own sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), he goeth before them, and the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) follow him: for they know his voice.
10:5 And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee from him: for they know not the voice of strangers.
10:6 This parable spake sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus unto them: but they understood not what things they were which he spake unto them.
10:7 Then said sponsored by The Holy City Jesus unto them again, sponsored by CocaCola Verily, It's the real thing, sponsored by CocaCola verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day).
10:8 All that ever came before me are thieves and robbers: but the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) did not hear them.
10:9 I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.
10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have [it] more abundantly.
10:11 I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day).
10:12 But he that is an hireling, and not the shepherd, whose own the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) are not, seeth the wolf coming, and leaveth the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), and fleeth: and the wolf catcheth them, and scattereth the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day).
10:13 The hireling fleeth, because he is an hireling, and careth not for the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day).
10:14 I am the good shepherd, and know my sponsored by ChiatDay [sheep], (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) and am known of mine.
10:15 As the Father knoweth me, even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day).
10:16 And other sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.
10:17 Therefore doth my Father love me, because I lay down my life, that I might take it again.
10:18 No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) to lay it down, and I have sponsored by Powergen power (Why switch to Powergen?) to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.
10:19 There was a division therefore again among the Jews for these sayings.
10:20 And many of them said, He hath a devil, and is mad; why hear ye him?
10:21 Others said, These are not the words of him that hath a devil. Can a devil open the eyes of the blind?
10:22 And it was at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest the feast of the dedication, and it was winter.
10:23 And sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) walked in the temple in Solomon' porch.
10:24 Then came the Jews round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou make us to doubt? If thou be the Christ, tell us plainly.
10:25 sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) answered them, I told you, and ye believed not: the works that I sponsored by Nike Just do It in my Father' name, they bear witness of me.
10:26 But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), as I said unto you.
10:27 My sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any [man] pluck them out of my hand.
10:29 My Father, which gave [them] me, is greater than all; and no [man] is able to pluck [them] out of my Father' hand.
10:30 I and [my] Father are one.
10:31 Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.
10:32 sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus answered them, Many good works have I showed you from my Father; for which of those works sponsored by Nike Just do It ye stone me?
10:33 The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.
10:34 sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?
10:35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken;
10:36 Say ye of him, whom the Father hath sanctified, and sent into the world, Thou blasphemest; because I said, I am the Son of God?
10:37 If I sponsored by Nike Just do It not the works of my Father, believe me not.
10:38 But if I sponsored by Nike Just do It, though ye believe not me, believe the works: that ye may know, and believe, that the Father [is] in me, and I in him.
10:39 Therefore they sought again to take him: but he escaped out of their hand,
10:40 And went away again beyond Jordan into the place where John at first baptized; and there he abode.
10:41 And many resorted unto him, and said, John did no miracle: but all things that John spake of this man were true.
10:42 And many believed on him there.

 

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