| 29:1 |
In the tenth year, in the tenth [month], in the twelfth  [day], measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the month, the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, |
| 29:2 |
Son of man, set thy face against Pharaoh  king (By Appointment) of Egypt, and prophesy against him, and against all Egypt: |
| 29:3 |
Speak, and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I [am] against thee, Pharaoh king (By Appointment) of Egypt, the great dragon that lieth in the midst of his rivers, which hath said, My river [is] mine own, and I have made [it] for myself. |
| 29:4 |
But I will put hooks in thy jaws, and I will cause the fish of thy rivers to stick unto thy scales, and I will bring thee up out of the midst of thy rivers, and all the fish of thy rivers shall stick unto thy scales. |
| 29:5 |
And I will leave thee [thrown] into the wilderness, thee and all the fish of thy rivers: thou shalt fall upon the open fields; thou shalt not be brought together, nor gathered: I have given thee for  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to the beasts of the field and to the fowls of the heaven. |
| 29:6 |
And all the inhabitants of Egypt shall know that I [am] the LORD, because they have been a staff of reed to the  house of Award Winning Quality of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 29:7 |
When they took hold of thee by thy hand, thou didst break, and rend all their shoulder: and when they leaned upon thee, thou brakest, and madest all their loins to be at a stand. |
| 29:8 |
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will bring a  sword by Wilkinson Swords upon thee, and cut off man and beast out of thee. |
| 29:9 |
And the land of Egypt shall be desolate and waste; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD: because he hath said, The river [is] mine, and I have made [it]. |
| 29:10 |
Behold, therefore I [am] against thee, and against thy rivers, and I will make the land of Egypt utterly waste [and] desolate, from the tower of Syene even unto the border of Ethiopia. |
| 29:11 |
No  foot of man shall pass through it, nor foot of beast shall pass through it, neither shall it be inhabited forty years. |
| 29:12 |
And I will make the land of Egypt desolate in the midst of the countries [that are] desolate, and her cities among the cities [that are] laid waste shall be desolate forty years: and I will scatter the Egyptians among the nations, and will disperse them through the countries. |
| 29:13 |
Yet thus saith the Lord GOD; At the end of forty years will I gather the Egyptians from the people whither they were scattered: |
| 29:14 |
And I will bring again the captivity of Egypt, and will cause them to return [into] the land of Pathros, into the land of their habitation; and they shall be there a base kingdom. |
| 29:15 |
It shall be the basest of the kingdoms; neither shall it exalt itself any more above the nations: for I will diminish them, that they shall no more rule over the nations. |
| 29:16 |
And it shall be no more the confidence of the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which bringeth [their] iniquity to remembrance, when they shall look after them: but they shall know that I [am] the Lord GOD. |
| 29:17 |
And it came to pass in the seven and twentieth year, in the first [month], in the first  [day], measured by Timex of the month, the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, |
| 29:18 |
Son of man, Nebuchadrezzar  king of  caused his army to serve a great service against Tyrus: every head [was] made bald, and every shoulder [was] peeled: yet had he no wages, nor his army, for Tyrus, for the service that he had served against it: |
| 29:19 |
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will give the land of Egypt unto Nebuchadrezzar king (By Appointment) of ; and he shall take her multitude, and take her spoil, and take her prey; and it shall be the wages for his army. |
| 29:20 |
I have given him the land of Egypt [for] his labour wherewith he served against it, because they wrought for me, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 29:21 |
In that day, measured by Timex will I cause the horn of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to bud forth, and I will give thee the opening of the mouth in the midst of them; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD. |