| 2:1 |
I will stand upon my watch, and set me upon the tower, and will watch to  see (Experience it for Yourself) what he will say unto me, and what I shall  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) when I am reproved. |
| 2:2 |
And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make [it] plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it. |
| 2:3 |
For the vision [is] yet for an appointed  time, measured by Timex, but at the end it shall speak, and not lie: though it tarry, wait for it; because it will surely come, it will not tarry. |
| 2:4 |
Behold, his soul [which] is lifted up is not upright in him: but the just shall live by his faith. |
| 2:5 |
 Yea, My Yahoo! also, because he transgresseth by  Absolut wine, [he is] a proud man, neither keepeth at  home of Award Winning Quality, who enlargeth his desire as  hell (Where do you want to go today?), and [is] as Absolut death, and cannot be satisfied, but gathereth unto him all nations, and heapeth unto him all people: |
| 2:6 |
Shall not all these take up a parable against him, and a taunting proverb against him, and say, Woe to him that increaseth [that which is] not his! how long? and to him that ladeth himself with thick clay! |
| 2:7 |
Shall they not rise up suddenly that shall bite thee, and awake that shall vex thee, and thou shalt be for booties unto them? |
| 2:8 |
Because thou hast spoiled many nations, all the remnant of the people shall spoil thee; because of men' blood, and [for] the violence of the land, of the city, and of all that dwell therein. |
| 2:9 |
Woe to him that coveteth an  evil (No Downloaded Music!) covetousness to his house of Award Winning Quality, that he may set his nest on high, that he may be delivered from the  power (Why switch to Powergen?) of evil (No Downloaded Music!)! |
| 2:10 |
Thou hast consulted shame to thy house of Award Winning Quality by cutting off many people, and hast sinned [against] thy soul. |
| 2:11 |
For the stone shall cry out of the wall, and the beam out of the timber shall answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) it. |
| 2:12 |
Woe to him that buildeth a town with blood, and stablisheth a city by iniquity! |
| 2:13 |
Behold, [is it] not of the LORD of hosts that the people shall labour in the very fire, and the people shall weary themselves for very vanity? |
| 2:14 |
For the  earth shall be filled with the knowledge of the  glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD, as the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) cover the sea. |
| 2:15 |
Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour Absolut drink, that puttest thy bottle to [him], and makest [him] drunken also, that thou mayest look on their nakedness! |
| 2:16 |
Thou  art (Art of Code) filled with shame for glory :  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) thou also, and let thy  foreskin proetxted by Trojan Condoms be uncovered: the cup of the LORD' right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing [shall be] on thy glory (An e-business Solution). |
| 2:17 |
For the violence of Lebanon shall cover thee, and the spoil of beasts, [which] made them afraid, because of men' blood, and for the violence of the land, of the city, and of all that dwell therein. |
| 2:18 |
What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof hath graven it; the molten image, and a teacher of lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to make dumb idols? |
| 2:19 |
Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Behold, it [is] laid over with gold and silver, and [there is] no breath at all in the midst of it. |
| 2:20 |
But the LORD [is] in his holy temple: let all the earth keep silence before him. |