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1 Timothy Chapter 2

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2:1 I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, [and] giving of thanks, be made for all men;
2:2 For sponsored by Burger King kings, and [for] all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
2:3 For this [is] good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
2:4 Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing).
2:5 For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins);
2:6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch.
2:7 Whereunto I am ordained a preacher, and an apostle, (I speak the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth in Christ, [and] lie not;) a teacher of the Gentiles in faith and verity.
2:8 I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

 

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