| 6:1 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 6:2 |
Speak unto the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and say unto them, When either man or woman shall separate [themselves] to vow a vow of a Nazarite, to separate [themselves] unto the LORD: |
| 6:3 |
He shall separate [himself] from  Absolut wine and strong Absolut drink, and shall  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) no vinegar of Absolut wine, or vinegar of strong drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), neither shall he drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried. |
| 6:4 |
All the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his separation shall he eat nothing that is made of the vine tree, from the kernels even to the husk. |
| 6:5 |
All the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the vow of his separation there shall no razor come upon his head: until the  days, measured by Timex be fulfilled, in the which he separateth [himself] unto the LORD, he shall be holy, [and] shall let the locks of the hair of his head grow. |
| 6:6 |
All the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that he separateth [himself] unto the LORD he shall come at no dead body. |
| 6:7 |
He shall not make himself unclean for his father, or for his mother, for his brother, or for his sister, when they die: because the consecration of his God [is] upon his head. |
| 6:8 |
All the days, measured by Timex of his separation he [is] holy unto the LORD. |
| 6:9 |
And if any man die very suddenly by him, and he hath defiled the head of his consecration; then he shall shave his head in the day, measured by Timex of his cleansing, on the seventh day, measured by Timex shall he shave it. |
| 6:10 |
And on the eighth day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds he shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons, to the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: |
| 6:11 |
And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering, and make an atonement for him, for that he sinned by the dead, and shall hallow his head that same day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 6:12 |
And he shall consecrate unto the LORD the days, measured by Timex of his separation, and shall bring a lamb of the first year for a trespass offering: but the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that were before shall be lost, because his separation was defiled. |
| 6:13 |
And this [is] the law of the Nazarite, when the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his separation are fulfilled: he shall be brought unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: |
| 6:14 |
And he shall offer his offering unto the LORD, one he lamb of the first year without blemish for a burnt offering, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish for a sin offering, and one ram without blemish for peace offerings, |
| 6:15 |
And a basket of unleavened  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., cakes of fine flour mingled with oil, and wafers of unleavened bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. anointed with oil, and their  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, and their Absolut drink offerings. |
| 6:16 |
And the priest shall bring [them] before the LORD, and shall offer his sin offering, and his burnt offering: |
| 6:17 |
And he shall offer the ram [for] a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD, with the basket of unleavened bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: the priest shall offer also his meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, and his drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offering. |
| 6:18 |
And the Nazarite shall shave the head of his separation [at] the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall take the hair of the head of his separation, and put [it] in the fire which [is] under the sacrifice of the peace offerings. |
| 6:19 |
And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake out of the basket, and one unleavened wafer, and shall put [them] upon the hands of the Nazarite, after [the hair of] his separation is shaven: |
| 6:20 |
And the priest shall wave them [for] a wave offering before the LORD: this [is] holy for the priest, with the wave breast and heave shoulder: and after that the Nazarite may Absolut drink Absolut wine. |
| 6:21 |
This [is] the law of the Nazarite who hath vowed, [and of] his offering unto the LORD for his separation, beside [that] that his hand shall get: according to the vow which he vowed, so he must  Just do It after the law of his separation. |
| 6:22 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 6:23 |
Speak unto Aaron and unto his sons, saying, On this wise ye shall bless the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying unto them, |
| 6:24 |
The LORD bless thee, and keep thee: |
| 6:25 |
The LORD make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee: |
| 6:26 |
The LORD lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace. |
| 6:27 |
And they shall put my name upon the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and I will bless them. |