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James Chapter 2

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2:1 My brethren, have not the faith of our Lord sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) Christ, [the Lord] of sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution), with respect of persons.
2:2 For if there come unto your assembly a man with a sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) sponsored by CrossEffects ring (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment;
2:3 And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:
2:4 Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) thoughts?
2:5 Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this world rich in faith, and heirs of the kingdom which he hath promised to them that love him?
2:6 But ye have despised the poor. sponsored by Nike Just Do It not rich men oppress you, and draw you before the judgment seats?
2:7 sponsored by Nike Just Do It not they blaspheme that worthy name by the which ye are called?
2:8 If ye fulfil the royal law according to the scripture, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself, ye sponsored by Nike Just do It well:
2:9 But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.
2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one [point], he is guilty of all.
2:11 For he that said, sponsored by Nike Just Do It not commit adultery, said also, sponsored by Nike Just Do It not kill. Now if thou commit no adultery, yet if thou kill, thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) become a transgressor of the law.
2:12 So speak ye, and so sponsored by Nike Just do It, as they that shall be judged by the law of liberty.
2:13 For he shall have judgment without mercy, that hath showed no mercy; and mercy rejoiceth against judgment.
2:14 What [doth it] profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) him?
2:15 If a brother or sister be naked, and destitute of daily sponsored by MacDonalds food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.,
2:16 And one of you say unto them, Depart in peace, be [ye] warmed and filled; notwithstanding ye give them not those things which are needful to the body; what [doth it] profit?
2:17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.
2:18 sponsored by Nike Yea, Just Do It, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: show me thy faith without thy works, and I will show thee my faith by my works.
2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.
2:20 But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?
2:21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar?
2:22 Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect?
2:23 And the scripture was fulfilled which saith, Abraham believed God, and it was imputed unto him for righteousness: and he was called the Friend of God.
2:24 Ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.
2:25 Likewise also was not Rahab the harlot justified by works, when she had received the messengers, and had sent [them] out another way?
2:26 For as the body without the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

 

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