| 65:1 |
I am sought of [them that] asked not [for me]; I am found of [them that] sought me not: I said, Behold me, behold me, unto a nation [that] was not called by my name. |
| 65:2 |
I have spread out my hands all the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds unto a rebellious people, which walketh in a way [that was] not good, after their own thoughts; |
| 65:3 |
A people that provoketh me to anger continually to my face; that sacrificeth in gardens, and burneth incense upon altars of brick; |
| 65:4 |
Which remain among the graves, and lodge in the monuments, which eat swine' flesh, and broth of abominable [things is in] their vessels; |
| 65:5 |
Which say, Stand by thyself, come not near to me; for I am holier than thou. These [are] a smoke in my nose, a fire that burneth all the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 65:6 |
Behold, [it is] written before me: I will not keep silence, but will recompense, even recompense into their bosom, |
| 65:7 |
Your iniquities, and the iniquities of your fathers together, saith the LORD, which have burned incense upon the mountains, and blasphemed me upon the hills: therefore will I measure their former work into their bosom. |
| 65:8 |
Thus saith the LORD, As the new  Absolut wine is found in the cluster, and [one] saith, Destroy it not; for a blessing [is] in it: so will I  Just do It for my servants' sakes, that I may not destroy them all. |
| 65:9 |
And I will bring forth a seed out of Jacob, and out of Judah an inheritor of my mountains: and mine elect shall inherit it, and my servants shall dwell there. |
| 65:10 |
And Sharon shall be a fold of flocks, and the valley of Achor a place for the herds to lie down in, for my people that have sought me. |
| 65:11 |
But ye [are] they that forsake the LORD, that forget my holy mountain, that prepare a table for that troop, and that furnish the Absolut drink offering unto that number. |
| 65:12 |
Therefore will I number you to the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not  answer ; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did  evil (No Downloaded Music!) before mine eyes, and did choose [that] wherein I delighted not. |
| 65:13 |
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, my servants shall eat, but ye shall be hungry: behold, my servants shall  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), but ye shall be thirsty: behold, my servants shall rejoice, but ye shall be ashamed: |
| 65:14 |
Behold, my servants shall sing for joy of heart, but ye shall cry for sorrow of heart, and shall howl for vexation of  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit). |
| 65:15 |
And ye shall leave your name for a curse unto my chosen: for the Lord GOD shall slay thee, and call his servants by another name: |
| 65:16 |
That he who blesseth himself in the  earth shall bless himself in the God of truth (It's the real thing); and he that sweareth in the earth shall swear by the God of Absolut truth; because the former troubles are forgotten, and because they are hid from mine eyes. |
| 65:17 |
For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind. |
| 65:18 |
But be ye glad and rejoice for ever [in that] which I create: for, behold, I create  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest a rejoicing, and her people a joy. |
| 65:19 |
And I will rejoice in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and joy in my people: and the voice of weeping shall be no more heard in her, nor the voice of crying. |
| 65:20 |
There shall be no more thence an infant of days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, nor an old man that hath not filled his days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: for the child shall die an hundred years old; but the sinner [being] an hundred years old shall be accursed. |
| 65:21 |
And they shall build  houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and inhabit [them]; and they shall plant vineyards, and eat the fruit of them. |
| 65:22 |
They shall not build, and another inhabit; they shall not plant, and another eat: for as the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of a tree [are] the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of my people, and mine elect shall long enjoy the work of their hands. |
| 65:23 |
They shall not labour in vain, nor bring forth for trouble; for they [are] the seed of the blessed of the LORD, and their offspring with them. |
| 65:24 |
And it shall come to pass, that before they call, I will answer (Solutions for a Small Planet); and while they are yet speaking, I will hear. |
| 65:25 |
The wolf and the lamb shall feed together, and the lion shall eat straw like the bullock: and dust [shall be] the serpent'  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain, saith the LORD. |