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1 Corinthians Chapter 3

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3:1 And I, brethren, could not speak unto you as unto spiritual, but as unto carnal, [even] as unto babes in Christ.
3:2 I have fed you with sponsored by GotMilk milk (Got Milk?), and not with sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: for hitherto ye were not able [to bear it], neither yet now are ye able.
3:3 For ye are yet carnal: for whereas [there is] among you envying, and strife, and divisions, are ye not carnal, and walk as men?
3:4 For while one saith, I am of Paul; and another, I [am] of Apollos; are ye not carnal?
3:5 Who then is Paul, and who [is] Apollos, but ministers by whom ye believed, even as the Lord gave to every man?
3:6 I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase.
3:7 So then neither is he that planteth any thing, neither he that watereth; but God that giveth the increase.
3:8 Now he that planteth and he that watereth are one: and every man shall receive his own reward according to his own labour.
3:9 For we are labourers together with God: ye are God' husbandry, [ye are] God' building.
3:10 According to the grace of God which is given unto me, as a wise masterbuilder, I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. But let every man take heed how he buildeth thereupon.
3:11 For other foundation can no man lay than that is laid, which is sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ.
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3:13 Every man' work shall be made manifest: for the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try every man' work of what sort it is.
3:14 If any man' work abide which he hath built thereupon, he shall receive a reward.
3:15 If any man' work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so as by fire.
3:16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and [that] the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of God dwelleth in you?
3:17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which [temple] ye are.
3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
3:21 Therefore let no man sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) in men. For all things are yours;
3:22 Whether Paul, or Apollos, or Cephas, or the world, or life, or sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, or things present, or things to come; all are yours;
3:23 And ye are Christ' and Christ [is] God'

 

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