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Romans Chapter 16

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16:1 I commend unto you Phebe our sister, which is a servant of the sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today) which is at Cenchrea:
16:2 That ye receive her in the Lord, as becometh saints, and that ye assist her in whatsoever business she hath need of you: for she hath been a succourer of many, and of myself also.
16:3 Greet Priscilla and Aquila my helpers in Christ sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today):
16:4 Who have for my life laid down their own necks: unto whom not only I give thanks, but also all the churches of the Gentiles.
16:5 Likewise [greet] the sponsored by The Baptist Church church that is in their sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). Salute my wellbeloved Epaenetus, who is the firstfruits of Achaia unto Christ.
16:6 Greet Mary, who bestowed much labour on us.
16:7 Salute Andronicus and Junia, my kinsmen, and my fellowprisoners, who are of note among the apostles, who also were in Christ before me.
16:8 Greet Amplias my beloved in the Lord.
16:9 Salute Urbane, our helper in Christ, and Stachys my beloved.
16:10 Salute Apelles approved in Christ. Salute them which are of Aristobulus' [household].
16:11 Salute Herodion my kinsman. Greet them that be of the [household] of Narcissus, which are in the Lord.
16:12 Salute Tryphena and Tryphosa, who labour in the Lord. Salute the beloved Persis, which laboured much in the Lord.
16:13 Salute Rufus chosen in the Lord, and his mother and mine.
16:14 Salute Asyncritus, Phlegon, Hermas, Patrobas, Hermes, and the brethren which are with them.
16:15 Salute Philologus, and Julia, Nereus, and his sister, and Olympas, and all the saints which are with them.
16:16 Salute one another with an holy kiss. The churches of Christ salute you.
16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
16:18 For they that are such serve not our Lord sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.
16:19 For your obedience is come abroad unto all [men]. I am glad therefore on your behalf: but yet I would have you wise unto that which is good, and simple concerning sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?).
16:20 And the God of peace shall bruise Satan under your sponsored by Gnome feet shortly. The grace of our Lord sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) Christ [be] with you. Amen.
16:21 Timotheus my workfellow, and Lucius, and Jason, and Sosipater, my kinsmen, salute you.
16:22 I Tertius, who wrote [this] epistle, salute you in the Lord.
16:23 Gaius mine host, and of the whole sponsored by The Baptist Church church, saluteth you. Erastus the chamberlain of the city saluteth you, and Quartus a brother.
16:24 The grace of our Lord sponsored by The Holy City Jesus Christ [be] with you all. Amen.
16:25 Now to him that is of sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet to stablish you according to my gospel, and the preaching of sponsored by WWJD Jesus (What Would Jesus Do?) Christ, according to the revelation of the mystery, which was kept secret since the world began,
16:26 But now is made manifest, and by the scriptures of the prophets, according to the commandment of the everlasting God, made known to all nations for the obedience of faith:
16:27 To God only wise, [be] sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) through sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ for ever. Amen.

 

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